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「Movienight! 5/16/2026」

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Welcome to Movienight! It's a doublefeature tonight starting with...

James Bond: Live and Let Die (1967)
>James Bond must investigate a mysterious murder case of a British agent in New Orleans. Soon he finds himself up against a gangster boss named Mr. Big.
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Johnny English(2003)
>A lowly pencil pusher working for MI7, Johnny English is suddenly promoted to super spy after Agent One is assassinated and every other agent is blown up at his funeral. When a billionaire entrepreneur sponsors the exhibition of the Crown Jewels—and the valuable gems disappear on the opening night and on English's watch—the newly-designated agent must jump into action to find the thief and recover the missing gems.
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I hope you are enjoying your evening, get your snacks and drinks, get comfy and enjoy movienight!
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Anonymous
Johnny English TIMER

syncwatch
Anonymous
Correct formatting!! !!
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I'm too tired to into English
Anonymous
oh I never use light themes, yellow is not bananice on them
Anonymous
also, autism
Anonymous
She's hot.
Anonymous
Rape her.
Anonymous
I was kind of joking about the comedy Casino Royale but some of the spoofs would have been good lead-ins to this.
I recognize the other guy there
Anonymous
>sabotaged by a hatch
Anonymous
>>157471 #
It's a Mr Bean movie....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_Atkinson
>Atkinson was brought up Anglican.[12] He was educated at the Durham Chorister School, a preparatory school, and then at St Bees School. Rodney, Rowan and their older brother Rupert were brought up in Consett and went to school with the future Prime Minister, Tony Blair, at Durham Choristers.[13] After receiving top grades in science A levels,[14] he secured a place at Newcastle University, where he received a BSc degree in Electrical and Electronic Engineering in 1975
I like him just for the electronic engineering background.
>>157473 #
Anonymous
never seen this
Anonymous
montage
Anonymous
>>157473 #
The ads for it were atrocious on release IIRC.
Anonymous
She's hot too.
Anonymous
>date rape pen
Anonymous
>I'd like to see you try
That's an invitation to rape her.
Anonymous
seems to be a theme
Anonymous
lel
Anonymous
I went for a walk, just got back. What I miss?
>>157485 #
Anonymous
>>157484 #
Frenchmen appear to have stolen the crown jewels.
Anonymous
silliness. tard nobody got promoted when everyone died
Anonymous
I'm more used to the more English Rowan Atkinson shows
>>157491 #
Anonymous
>orange
Trump stole them and had them melted down for his statue
Anonymous
>orange fro eyepatch scar
probably going to be Benny Hill-esque
Anonymous
The thots in this movie are really hot.
Anonymous
It's crazy how mr.bean did all of his own stunts and insisted they not be faked in this
>>157495 #
Anonymous
that's a fancy hearse
>>157494 #
I don't know but the physical comedians tend to do a lot of that stuff.
>>157496 #
Anonymous
>ticket status: mogged
Anonymous
>ulez mr bean
nice
Anonymous
motorcycle made me pucker
Anonymous
After austin powers there was a series of NOT james bond movies produced. Austin Powers 1, 2, 3 by 2003 IIRC, this movie, the french version. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.
>>157502 #
Anonymous
>>157501 #
I think those go back to the 40s or 50s, I can't think rn
Anonymous
>2028
2 years to go.....
Anonymous
Jannu soon
Anonymous
>>157505 #
bean? not sure if you're ahead or I passed out
average for smallish to medium guys I imagine.
>>157507 #
Anonymous
>>157507 #
are you 5'7? if not don't guess for manlet actors
Anonymous
>Bulawayo
Africa Addio soon
Anonymous
What about next weekend Casino Royale and Escape from LA?
Anonymous
>you angels of death
times have changed
Anonymous
>>157528 #
just checking on you anon
I never took them when prescribed, they misdiagnosed me anyways so better left untried.
>>157532 #
Anonymous
>>157529 #
No, it was correctly prescribed and helped me at the time, I was taking something else that messed with my mind and I accidentally took two one after the other. Felt like I was made of lead like in a dream.

If you've ever physically exhausted your whole body through labor or exercise, it feels a LOT like that where nothing works and when it does it's very slow.
Anonymous
lol was that tattoo for any purpose so far?
Anonymous
>>157531 #
No, nothing like that. My guts wern't working because of another drug at the time, opiate. Was also not supposed to eat food with it.
Anonymous
Nurse told me not to worry, she takes them all the time... not very assuring
Anonymous
Muh Italian waifu is back.
Anonymous
>the movie is only 90 minutes
It feels longer than that.
Anonymous
I just need to make enough money to leave burger. Then I can find a thot like this half italian.
>>157546 #
Anonymous
>>157545 #
grass is not greener
well a bit maybe
there are plenty of half italian thots here though
>>157548 #
Anonymous
I think I learned that I hate british humor.
>>157549 #
Anonymous
>>157546 #
Burger women are the worst. Fat whores who also treat the average guy like he needs to whine and dine her.
Anonymous
This "French" guy reminds me of Adam Curry.
Anonymous
>crawling through the sewer pipe
I think we've all heard the story of the special forces guy who jumped into the latrine pit in Iraq?
Anonymous
Jej
She's wearing low cut pants with a tramp stamp. Hot.
Anonymous
>>157553 #
That's rough. It also sucks that everyone has pushed the one-language-ification.
Anonymous
BONG IS THE LARGEST PRISON COLONY ON EARF. JEJ.
Anonymous
Unexpectedly prophetic.
Anonymous
A Concorde?
Anonymous
>an old bong bent over and displayed his ass on camera for money
Yes, all actors are prostitutes.
Anonymous
I forget what the point of orbs are
Anonymous
MOMOCO/MAGUFFIN
Anonymous
Not very good, just as I remembered! It happens.

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