Time for Johnny English
1:27:25

Intermission will be 15 minutes unless otherwise requested for it to be longer.

>>157089 #
naicu. Moby's a real talent even now.

OFFICAL LIVE AND LET DIE TIMER

syncwatch

where strim

>>157058 #
Is this real

>>157176 #
OP, tardo

Getting Whiskey for bond

>>157179 #
does it work and is not a virus

>>157181 #
Yes, nignog, that's why I posted it.

>>157182 #
thank you lunastream.watch owner

>*popcorn intensifies*

A bit late.

it's the bond movie right where there are a lot of niggers.

>>157188 #
Strasser picked it so naturally

(((un)))

>>157191 #
Stop being a sperg.

>was that... a nog hand?

:ded:

>>157193 #
Anon picked it and no one cared to change it.

AROUND BLACKS

>>157198 #
Stop disrupting the movie night.

If nignogs can do this, why can't we?

>>157200 #
Do that?

>>157201 #
Ritual sacrifice and voodoo are WHITE

>>157202 #
No they aren't.

>>157203 #
I am being silly

Does anyone know if this song was written about the book?

Okay I have to admit there are a lot of black women so far.

I didn't expect so many degresses, tbh

>>157205 #
>Its title song, written by Paul and Linda McCartney and performed by their band Wings, was also nominated for the Academy Award for Best Original Song.
Seems to have been written for the movie.

>>157208 #
Gotcha, it's a good song, among the only good ones he ever wrote

>>157204 #
#8ball (Yes)
Ritual sacrifice technically is. Voodoo is nigger nonsense hto.

It's funny how bond is absurdly wealthy even by todays standards

In the books, Q is not quartermaster but rather HNIC, also bond gets no gagets like that silly watch, it's all wit, intrigue and cloak and dagger. Probably doesn't translate well to film

>>157210 #
We need to sacrifice all niggers.

Yay there are subtitles

>needs subtitles for an English movie
Are you retarded?

>>157212 #
I've actually read the book for this. I remember a lewd scene from a nigger club.

>>157215 #
Not him but I think I have impaired hearing or text recognition

>>157215 #
I use subtitles all the time.

>>157215 #
Cannot comprehend English accents
what the hell is the "boot" of a car

>>157217 #
That's sad, anon. I hope that goes away for you at some point

wonder if you could put a tiny 22 in a side mirror like that

>clear talk over a phone line
They NEVER did shit like that in the books, all codes and implications

Just got here, what did I miss?

The gadgets are definetly a BS thing, bond drove himself and hated being driven by others. It's a whole personality trait

>>157218 #
Not against subtitles as a thing, just that it's a clear english movie. They overannouce everything.

Why is this guy a regular nigger? He's supposed to be a deep southern creole nigger that's huge!

Moore gets really fat just a decade later.

This nigger is supposed to be in new york eating dinner with his partner before they go down to nigger resteraunts

>>157229 #
Did you read the book or something?

>>157230 #
Yeah, it was really good and this is fucking it up

Ew, white slut for the negro kang. Why is he dressed like a pimp?

>>157233 #
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_and_Let_Die_(film)
>Blaxploitation

>>157233 #
That's just how niggers are

>nigger intelligence agency
jej

>>157238 #
They haven't yet merged with the cianiggers yet.

>>157238 #
Yeah, anon. That's the movie

Is the "Boulé" in this movie?

>we charge by the ice cube here honky

Why did they skip the whole
>bonds long time best friend and partner going through negro bars to find the HNIC
part? There's like 4 fights in that AND the disappearing booth in a strip show preformance

Also, what's funny is how much money bond throws around in these scenes, I don't recall him doing that in other movies to this extent.
>niggers are poor

Bond is supposed to be tied to a chair, naked, back to back with his friend while they're being beaten in this scene

>CLAW HAND WHAT TEH FUCK

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET THE HEAD NIGGER IN CHARGE WHO KNEW HE WAS A SPY

Damn new orleans is a shithole

>dating the diseased mud shark

THERE WAS A WHOLE GUNFIGHT HERE AND HE STOLE A CAR

oh this is harlem?

>they made his best friend A FUCKING NIGGER

>zesty nigger

strasser moment

They are so ape-ish

This is supposed to be a reference to a private house he booked at a boomer death resort camp in a retirement town in florida, I guess.

>>157259 #
Did you not watch any of the movies?
>>157260 #
zesty

>>157262 #
Never watched outside of movienight stuff and then one of them once, I think. In the middle of reading the books.

>>157260 #
Prison zest.

>>157260 #
strasser moment x2
should start a counter for this heh

I've seen most of the bond movies but never this one.

>Sit down bubble bath shaving

He's supposed to like cold showers, drinking an absurd amount and exercising.

>>157267 #
Bond is also supposed to have dark hair, not blonde or be slavic.

>>157268 #
He IS supposed to have bluegrey eyes, also be an expert marksman(for the time)

In the books, at this point he's killed like 9 people and maimed 2

>wig falls off
jej

Her wig fell off! jej

>negro fuckbuddy spy

>cianigger
I guess the merger already happened.

Look at those arms. Illya should love her musculature.

>nigresses disguise is BIGGER HAIR

>>157270 #
>>157271 #
>the negress clavicular

Am I the only one who likes Moore's awful jokes?

Look at her body, this is why people who are convinced Michelle Obama is a man are retarded, they have no experience with nigs.

>>157276 #
MOGGED.

>>157277 #
jannu..

WARNING! DO NOT RACEMIX!

He was supposed to be fucking the white mystic girl and ONLY the white mystic girl at this point. He leaves her alone and she gets kidnapped by niggers from the nigger intel agency and then he peruses and rescues her.

jews really fucked this one up a bunch, I had no idea it was gonna be this bad, I'm sorry anons. He shoulda found pirate gold in venomous dish tanks

Like this sheboon wouldn't jump on his dick. This is pure fantasy.

>he should be fucking the racemixer
>he should be fucking the nigger
another phenomenal strasser movie night

>picks the laziest nigger he could find

>>157285 #
The british are impeccable

Do black women wear wigs for afros too/

>>157287 #
If it's in fashion.

>safety ON A DOUBLE ACTION REVOLVER
WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT WRITING IS THIS!?

>>157283 #
I am sorry, anon. The book was WAY better. I had assumed it would follow that arc. Bond had killed A BUNCH of niggers at this point, MR big was met and he was knowingly washing money for the russians at this point as well. It's meant to be a cold war proxy thing. Bond repeatedly called niggers nigger as well.

>>157289 #
S&W went back in time and retrofitted all revolvers with those stupid safety hole locks

>>157291 #
that was a colt, anon, I think

Sheboon fugging time.

>bond is CONSTANTLY trying to racemix while there are CONSTANT attempts on his life

>time for a strasser anthropology lesson

>IT WASN'T EVEN CHAMBERED

Tee hee was supposed to have been called a nigger and shot in the stomach 2x at this point. He was an EVEN BIGGER giganigger

HANGGLIDE KICK A NIGGER OFF A CLIFF

She has a giant head.

>>157303 #
Still cute

Remember when the Bond producers put a tranny in a bond film?

>>157305 #
No

>>157305 #
This movie has made me hate all james bond movies from now on. They fucked up a great book into a terrible movie. At least moonraker is dripping with britsh bloodlust for germans.

>>157307 #
>At least moonraker is dripping with britsh bloodlust for germans.
Yes, shiki would enjoy that movie. They managed to put all the axis powers in that movie.

This cunt was supposed to be KIDNAPPED BY FORCE and then FORCIBLY ENGAGUED to the nigger, not willingly married. She ran away the SECOND she saw a chance when bond showed up.

>>157307 #
wasn't there a tnd scene at the end of this movie?

>>157307 #
the brosnan ones are still pretty poggers and gave us Golden Eye game

>>157310 #
Dunno, never seen it. I hope

>>157311 #
I like the Brosnan movies in general. Tomorrow Never Dies is a strange movie. I rewatched it 5 years ago and I think Bond's lines are all quips. It's strange. The movie The World is Not Enough has some real Q.T.s in it. The French bad girl is very q.t.

>>157309 #
She was also supposed to have been chaste until bond at the flordia retirement resort while bond was looking at fishies

>>157315 #
Also, she was supposed to have a haitain accent because she was the surviving daughter of a white family they slaughtered

Niggers are so zesty.

I swear every nigger shown in this movie is GAYER than the last.

>>157317 #
I was going to say that. They seem to enjoy acting fruity. There is a very zesty moment in Death Stranding 2. Very very zesty.

>>157318 #
THIS.

We're gonna get live oiled up nigger twerking in gay orgies before the movie is 3/4 over at this rate

>>157321 #
The Bri*ish made this movie btw.

>asian pilot cause they could never find a nigger helo pilot
That's hilarious

Is this the movie where Bond runs over crocidiles?

Niggers acting like a chinese hive mind is so weird.

>road is STREWN WITH COCONUTS

Wait, are they ALREADY IN JAMACA? WHAT

>>157325 #
Yeah they are showing far too much organization. The bongs don't understand how dumb the nogs are and this movie is projection.

>>157328 #
No, in the book the niggers have a whole intel agency but it's based entirely on fear of MR.big being solomon grundy and russian funding. They have fucked up EVERY SINGLE action sequence by far. The movie makes it so boring by comparison.

Bond was supposed to travel to jamaca after they thought he was dead, that car was chased into a swamp was meant to happen in FLORIDA not in jamaca.

Bond had a whole two week underwater diving training arc with a negro freediver across a reef filled with barricuda and other meat eating fish like sharks.

>>157325 #
i think all non-whites act like hive mind by default.

THEY WERE ON A BOAT

HOW DID THEY GET TO AN AIRPORT

WHAT THE FUCK

>>157333 #
It's called a time skip.

>>157334 #
Horribly directed, horribly shot. Whoever directed this is a jew and a retard and there is no way I can be convinced otherwise.

>old man shuffle running
Lol

This is a silly movie and kind of dull.

Planes cannot out drive cars, this is silly

>>157337 #
Yeah, that's Roger Moore bond films.

>>157338 #
Niggers are driving them though.

>all steel car resting on the aluminum wing of a plane without breaking it
>knock the fuel storage off a plane and it keeps running

>back in harlem FOR NO FUCKING REASON
What the fuck is even going on right now? What fucked in the head retard directed this abortion?

>same scene with a different person watching
come on, this must be a parody

Bond movies always have these extraneous "cultural" scenes. It's the bong mentality.

>sazeracks
>the stripper scene with his best friend nearly at the end of the movie
WHAT

>mr. big is no longer the king of the dead and has a wax face for some reason
This whole movie is jewish and retarded.

>did you mess with that
What the fuck?

>nigger looks the exact same

>billion dollars
That wasn't even concieveable in the book. 5000$ was enough money to RETIRE ON in the book if it was in gold.

>>157352 #
IDK about retire on. Average burger wage was about $7-12k back then IIRC.

>>157353 #
1oz of gold was 1 GBP in the book, anon, which was about 1$ USD, even if it wasn't exactly accurate to the 1950s

Zesty nigger is back.

The gayest nigger on the planet appears again

Mr. Big was meant to be an extremely literate, high IQ negro who hated white men, was pretending to be baron solomandi and was huge with heart problems

>car full of nogs
I know that smell.

>>157360 #
It's sad that you do, anon.

>>157358 #
Heart problems like walking up a flight of stairs quickly could kill him.

NIGGER SCIENTISTS

>>157363 #
They're synthesizing concentrated watermelon #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)

They actually got the stunt guy to do the following stunt.

Magnetic watch? I missed the Q scene.

>>157366 #
Yes but Q doesn't show up.

>niggers starve animals so they are more vicious

It would have been way cooler with feeding barricuda but hard to film

The stunt guy actually ran across those crocs.

Ame's gators!

I hate niggers so fucking much.

FEED NIGGERS TO ALLIGATORS

Fat nigger tipping the boat

Baste fat Cajun French white guy.

>>157353 #
In the book, 5000$ was the equivalent of $23.5 million in todays money in gold or if you did straight inflation with money like 180k or so.

>>157377 #
Gold as a measure only works if you convert purchasing power, like the cost of milk or bread. The US government still has gold valued at $35 per ounce, exactly the same as when FDR confiscated the gold in 1933.

>>157379 #
The book was written in the mid 50s right?
>If you spent $5,000 to buy gold in 1955, you would have acquired approximately 142.85 ounces. At today’s market rate of roughly $4,550 per ounce, that same amount of gold is worth about $650,000

>>157378 #
I know, anon. I am just doing rough math here. It was A LOT of money, bare minimum 180k USD
>>157378 #
it was placed immediately after WWII ended, but in america. It was supposed to be 5000 gold coins that bond kept as part his own personal take of a much larger gold stash that the british and american government siezed as part of his work.

>>157378 #
It was meant to be 1GBP = 1oz of gold in the book, accurate or not. He was initally given that much in spending money for his mission to the US as well but 5k was his personal money and he immediatlly bought a bentley and the most expensive whiskey you could get and a whole case of it delivered to his room in florida. The delivery nigger kidnapped his woman.

>You want something boy?
Jej.

>>157381 #
Did they really all call niggers boy?

>>157378 #
>650k
That's more than enough to retire on in the US at age 40 if you live frugally.

These old bond movies are a drag. They pacing is so bad.

Also, he's marrying a tubby mid. You have to be a millionaire to get one these days jej.

>nigger stole my boat

>>157385 #
This movie is making me sleepy. I thought more niggers would be dead by now. Next week we're doing Casino Royale.

WHERES THE TND

how long is this fucking hick chase scene

>>157390 #
It's looney tunes tier. And I know the bongs who made it are being midwit liberals with how they are portraying the local cops.

>>157388 #
maybe I was wrong, I saw it like 10 years ago.

That was a pretty good gasoline explosion

I guess burgers have always been fat fucks.

>9ft tall baron salomandi finally
Well, he was supposed to be like 6'8" and fat but sure

>the GAYEST NIGGER YET

>no speargun

>an even GAYER nigger has appeared
HHAHAHAHAHAHHAhAHA

and then king kong comes to take the sacrifice right?

Goat head guy is incredibly zesty.

>THE GAYEST NIGGER EVER HAS SHOWN UP
I swear to god this is smash brothers gay nigger or something

No sub machine gun at least?

This is what global zimbabwe will look like.

Bond has one more round in his revolver and should have reloaded by now

That was quick.

>>157407 #
You would dress your henchmen up in uniforms too. Every corporation does it.

>monorail
Someone fell for a sales pitch.

The thot in this movie is particularly attractive.

>and now for the incredibly slow dipping mechanism
We are watching Austin Powers at some point right?

>no filming barricuda
What? That was supposed to be the MAIN THREAD

>watch is a buzzsaw
WHAT

>zesty knife fighting
jej

I swear this movie is a parody of the books but I like the nigger killing so far

>nigger EXPLODES INTO CHUM
lovely

>>157416 #
Roger Moore Bond is known for these lines.

>sleeping cars were just as beat up in the 1960s as now
Wow

>>157418 #
This movie is 1973.

>>157419 #
Ah, that explains it better

We should watch Moonraker for Shiki and Illya. I swear Roger Moore Bond was the producers chasing every trend there was.

>>157423 #
I agree. I am sorry to have recommended it. The song is good and the book is really good.

>>157427 #
I liked Roger Moore's terrible jokes, but the movie was boring and silly in a bad way.

>next film is the LAST BOND BOOK WRITTEN CANONICALLY
WHAT? Why?

intermission syncwatch

I'm sleeping, someone else make the timer for johnny english when the toki wa kita

>>157434 #
Kita!

Illya, why aren't you watching the 2nd movie?

>dogshit 720p torrent
Anon, you picked shit worse than me. I pick the yify torrents from tpb because I know they are well seeded and good enough for movie night. You picked some weird links tonight. If anons want better quality they can find it themselves. Or if I think the movie deserves better quality I find a good torrent.

Drink #d100 (13)
Snack #d100 (77)
Ice cream #d100 (95)
Chkn #d100 (42)
Sleep #d100 (17)

High

Ice cream #d100 (59)
more eggs #d100 (9)
nothing #d0

Wait, does #d1 (1) work?

>>157452 #
#d1 (1)
#d1 (1)
#d1 (1)
#d1 (1)

someone making the countdown?

>>157454 #
yes, you!!!

>>157456 #
i'm a guest. i have no idea how lol.

Johnny English TIMER

syncwatch

Correct formatting!! !!
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I'm too tired to into English

oh I never use light themes, yellow is not bananice on them

seems like many anons are tired. why don't you do this earlier in the day?

>>157462 #
Trad-itional Cvltvre

>>157463 #
i see. it suits me tho.
>t. -8

>>157462 #
No, we do this at 10 PM EST.

also, autism

She's hot.

Rape her.

I was kind of joking about the comedy Casino Royale but some of the spoofs would have been good lead-ins to this.
I recognize the other guy there

>sabotaged by a hatch

jeez I forgot level of silly

>>157471 #
It's a Mr Bean movie....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_Atkinson
>Atkinson was brought up Anglican.[12] He was educated at the Durham Chorister School, a preparatory school, and then at St Bees School. Rodney, Rowan and their older brother Rupert were brought up in Consett and went to school with the future Prime Minister, Tony Blair, at Durham Choristers.[13] After receiving top grades in science A levels,[14] he secured a place at Newcastle University, where he received a BSc degree in Electrical and Electronic Engineering in 1975
I like him just for the electronic engineering background.

>>157472 #
I know, just haven't seen since it was new

never seen this

montage

>>157473 #
The ads for it were atrocious on release IIRC.

She's hot too.

>date rape pen

>I'd like to see you try
That's an invitation to rape her.

seems to be a theme

lel

I went for a walk, just got back. What I miss?

>>157484 #
Frenchmen appear to have stolen the crown jewels.

silliness. tard nobody got promoted when everyone died

I'm more used to the more English Rowan Atkinson shows

>orange
Trump stole them and had them melted down for his statue

>>157487 #
IIRC this movie flopped.

>orange fro eyepatch scar
probably going to be Benny Hill-esque

The thots in this movie are really hot.

It's crazy how mr.bean did all of his own stunts and insisted they not be faked in this

that's a fancy hearse
>>157494 #
I don't know but the physical comedians tend to do a lot of that stuff.

>>157495 #
It's a joke, anon

>ticket status: mogged

>>157496 #
I wasn't looking

>ulez mr bean
nice

motorcycle made me pucker

After austin powers there was a series of NOT james bond movies produced. Austin Powers 1, 2, 3 by 2003 IIRC, this movie, the french version. I'm sure I'm forgetting some.

>>157501 #
I think those go back to the 40s or 50s, I can't think rn

>2028
2 years to go.....

Jannu soon

>40in chest
Isn't that rather small?

>>157505 #
bean? not sure if you're ahead or I passed out
average for smallish to medium guys I imagine.

>>157506 #
Just measured, my chest is 48.5in, so yeah, 40in is rather small for a man.

>>157507 #
are you 5'7? if not don't guess for manlet actors

She's hot.

>>157512 #
>half-british half-sicilian
bit odd look

>>157514 #
>half italian
My benis just got harder.

sicilian worst italian

>Bulawayo
Africa Addio soon

>>157516 #
The half bong balances it out.

What about next weekend Casino Royale and Escape from LA?

>you angels of death
times have changed

I have taken muscle relaxants and it's very scary as a feeling.

>>157525 #
just now?

>>157527 #
No, years ago now. Is very not fun.

>>157528 #
just checking on you anon
I never took them when prescribed, they misdiagnosed me anyways so better left untried.

>>157525 #
Did you shit your pants?

>>157529 #
No, it was correctly prescribed and helped me at the time, I was taking something else that messed with my mind and I accidentally took two one after the other. Felt like I was made of lead like in a dream.

If you've ever physically exhausted your whole body through labor or exercise, it feels a LOT like that where nothing works and when it does it's very slow.

lol was that tattoo for any purpose so far?

>>157531 #
No, nothing like that. My guts wern't working because of another drug at the time, opiate. Was also not supposed to eat food with it.

Nurse told me not to worry, she takes them all the time... not very assuring

Muh Italian waifu is back.

Why does the frenchman have a czech pistol?

>>157540 #
Rule of cool was the gun lore back then.

>>157540 #
ahhh I wasn't looking

>the movie is only 90 minutes
It feels longer than that.

I just need to make enough money to leave burger. Then I can find a thot like this half italian.

>>157545 #
grass is not greener
well a bit maybe
there are plenty of half italian thots here though

I think I learned that I hate british humor.

>>157546 #
Burger women are the worst. Fat whores who also treat the average guy like he needs to whine and dine her.

>>157547 #
this is like a weird facsimile of british humor for americans

This "French" guy reminds me of Adam Curry.

>>157549 #
This. It's a pastiche, is that the right word?

>>157551 #
sorry I don't speak french :)

>crawling through the sewer pipe
I think we've all heard the story of the special forces guy who jumped into the latrine pit in Iraq?

Jej
She's wearing low cut pants with a tramp stamp. Hot.

>>157553 #
That's rough. It also sucks that everyone has pushed the one-language-ification.

BONG IS THE LARGEST PRISON COLONY ON EARF. JEJ.

Unexpectedly prophetic.

A Concorde?

>>157570 #
they don't even look same race

>an old bong bent over and displayed his ass on camera for money
Yes, all actors are prostitutes.

I forget what the point of orbs are

MOMOCO/MAGUFFIN

Not very good, just as I remembered! It happens.

>>159112 #
Stop shilling.