What exactly have Vader and the Emperor done wrong?

>>131353 #
Keep watching. I'm not going to ruin it for you.

>>131355 #
I mean in general. What's wrong with the empire other than tfw no senate?

>>131356 #
Episode I explains that, I'm not going to ruin it for y ou.

even the millenial cg is almost comfy

I like the relatively unexplored, at least in the EU, potential for what different people were doing for long term plans, emp, vader, thrawn, etc.

>>131364 #
Wrong thread. That cringe was already posted.

>a million man operation is too small to notice
That kind of gives you a sense of scale of the galaxy.

>>131368 #
This nig noes about da galaxie an staff

>>131369 #
he's a scoundrel!

>The empire is civilized unlike burger
>No anal probing

I just realized the kiddos all probably associate this music with sportsball.

>Chewie, Lanz said you have to take care of the Princess

hmm vader kept them from shooting earlier. Gonna have to look at the originalish version now.

So do people only remember the first and last 10% of this movie?

>>131378 #
Yes, the middle of this movie is bleh. But Hoth and Cloud City are fantastic.

>>131377 #
i missed that, but i know originally han solo fires a few shots off and vader handblocks them. what was in your version?

>>131380 #
Oh yeah, my version...I have to go back rewatch that part.

>>131382 #
oh that part. i don't think anyone shoots there. but shooting is coming up..

>>131384 #
twerking is disgusting.

>>131383 #
that's what I mean, either there is a deeper reason, or he knows how his guys shoot once it starts (they're not as bad here)

The movie got better and Illya stopped complaining jej

>>131388 #
Yes. The middle sucks, which makes Yoda's popularity even stranger to me.

>>131389 #
Hoth is at least 40 minutes and cloud city is at least the last 30 minutes. The middle does suck.

>>131389 #
he's NUANCED and also henson stuff is always cute, the little critters too

>>131391 #
Illya can't appreciate a world without CGI.

>>131389 #
the asteroid scenes are comfy, and all the star destroyer bridge scenes are high kino.

That pirouette was dum.

Chewbacca is a giant nigger that brays like a donkey.
>>131392 #
I don't like CGI outside of full 3DCG.

I don't like that polynesians' voice dubbed

>>131395 #
chewbacca is a noble savage from an honourable race

>>131397 #
yes it's dubbed, the original voice is like a flat low toughguy voice, it's pretty good.

>>131399 #
IIRC the only theatrical original home video releases were on laserdisc or were there 80s VHS releases? I remember seeing it on laserdisc back in the day.

>>131400 #
it's been a loooong time since i researched all of that, but i do know there was actually a fan version in the mid 2000s that kept all the original stuff and filtered the cgi crap and put it together in a widescreen release. don't think it was HD but still better than what we have today.

I just want to see the original theatrical cuts. I even think some of the CGI added are good like when the Death Star gets blown up in A New HOpe.

>>131400 #
>laserdisc
question for cute boomers, do laserdisc releases really have higher video quality?

>>131403 #
I never saw one in my life except where a school blew money on them.

>>131403 #
at the time of their release yeah, now? no.

What was with the dialogue earlier that luke wasn't the only hope left. An EU reference?

>>131407 #
JUST WAIT

>>131404 #
my rich friend heart surgeon dad had a full basement theater/dark room with a laser disc projector. this was in 1997. was nuts.

Also, Empire takes place ove rthe course of several months.

>>131408 #
wait wait wait, you say that like I have an attention span.

The music here is so good.

>>131412 #
The environment here is very iconic. A good example of doing more with less since it's pretty light on detail.

this is giving me visions of my next life as a technician on a gas mining plant on Titan

>>131414 #
>dreams of Saturn
Anon.....

>>131414 #
you'll just be wrangling those midgets

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>zero physics

>>131421 #
after the long fall it was fine again

>>131423 #
Nerds.

>>131423 #
she wasn't, she was in this, that's it that mattered.

I've seen you tards talking about a much older grosser jewier Claudia Black....

>>131426 #
At least Leia and Solo's actors are at least 1/2 - 3/4 white......

>>131423 #
she's wrong for the role. watch The Burbs, she is much more alluring in that as she plays a housewife.

>>131430 #
Dargo is more of a nigger than Chewie.

Why couldn't they just have given the falcon a shield? The near misses are dumb.

>>131433 #
they have them, shields aren't something visual until later, maybe the prequels

>>131433 #
They didn't have the VFX for that....

imagine if they had done something ugly like old Dune's personal shields

>>131437 #
I liked the Lynch Dune movie.

>>131438 #
So did I. It would still look awful in this

I just realized they added things like ringed planets and stuff to satisfy the people who thought space was boring

What did you think Illya?

>>131442 #
Strong opening, decent ending, mid middle. I think it would be better without the mascot characters (chewbacca and robots)

>Illeia

>>131444 #
And so a new era of calling Illya a woman begins.

Thanks for watching anons. Return of the Jedi is next Sunday.

I don't like the falcon's exhaust design. It's like an ugly ceiling light.
>>131452 #
>and just have humans who don't talk instead?
why do they need to exist

>>131443 #
and just have humans who don't talk instead? and one blathering smeghead?

>>131451 #
who's flying the ship? who's delivering plans? who is finding information outside of the main players?

>>131451 #
The Falcon is a great design.

john williams is at least 60% of the success of these films

>>131454 #
>who's flying the ship
han solo?
>who's delivering plans
space internet
> who is finding information outside of the main players
unnamed rebel grunts. isn't that the plot of rogue one?

>>131459 #
Yes.

>>131463 #
he's running around fixing things or shooting tie fighters or frozen most of the time
>space internet
>rogue one
wouldn't know

>>131468 #
good, maybe you zoomies or aoomies or wte can talk me into disney wars

>>131469 #
>disney wars
please no, I wouldn't rec that even as a joke.

>>131469 #
>disney wars
Bad and not even funny bad. Don't bother.

>>131470 #
>>131471 #
okay, thanks. weirdly my parents went to one once after making fun of star wars since the 90s.
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