>>112528 #
posted 15 minutes after last movie night
I never had a chance

>>113869 #
Gomen. Do you want to do something special for the following movie night?

>>113914 #
It's fine. I'll post it when I post it.

>>113919 #
Okay. Well make a note of whatever you want to watch and you can talk about it tomorrow on /homu/. Too tired rn to do the usual movie night horse trading.

>>113920 #
Don't worry, I'm not doing the horse trading.

Illya is an incredible faggot for not posting the movie posters.

>>118532 #
Illya's choice is brave and stunning, and I like the picture.

>>118534 #
It's a fine picture, but not the movie poster.

https://archive.org/details/leon-1994_202510
strim for leon

Reporting in.

5 minute delay, want to check some things.
syncwatch

I'm here
>2 minutes behind
ugh

I hope this movie isn't in french, I have no subs.

It's so W I D E for a 1994 film

>>118627 #
We should watch Ronin sometime.

Illya, have you seen The Bourne Identity?

>>118627 #
Smart!
>>118631 #
Sounds fun.
>>118634 #
No.

>>118637 #
>No
Maybe we should watch it next weekend.

>>118643 #
Looks. Rule of cool.

>>118643 #
It jammed the least and was the easiest to shoot compared to the other sub machine guns

>mouth breathing
ew

>let him go
dum

>>118648 #
Early 90s.

>when she was hot and relevant

>Early 90s.
even the lolis smoked

>>118656 #
Yes. I smoked with 12 year olds in the early 2000s in yurope.

>>118661 #
very french

>>118661 #
HOT

>>118648 #
wig

>sniffing

What's with all the dysgenic mouth breathers in this movie?

>>118674 #
it's new york

>>118674 #
Maybe to represent they are low class nobodies and you shouldn't feel sympathy for them?

>>118661 #
lullaby like music as well

>>118677 #
>sympathy
I said that wrong. So you feel they are retards in over their heads.

It's crazy because all of the city apartments are still that shitty to this day

>>118704 #
That's 30 years later......

>>118702 #
oui, the french

That music sounds like something from rebellion.

>le cultured psychopath

>>118718 #
der ewige strasser

>>118718 #
wiggerwaffen

>>118606 #
Thank you

Hilda or Matilda?

>>118723 #
a knock off basically
because its French theres tons of weird and yuro guns in it
https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on:_The_Professional

>>118732 #
Matilda.

>they killed my /ss/ toy

>>118735 #
Our Reich will have a constitution and women's right to /ss/ will be in it.

dum

>>118718 #
he was actually a reggae singer guy according to internet

She can offer more......

>>118744 #
she was.
>i'm going to the store alone!
>do you want to get groceries with me!

>i will be your underage sidekick

>you're responsible for me!

who didn't want to be underage sidekick to someone doing that?

>>118751 #
He's foreign, I give him a pass.

Portman didn't look jewish as a child.

>keeping rent low
Smart!

>>118756 #
Scarlett Johanssen didn't look as jewish either. But as they age the jew comes out, like a witch.

Half Life kinda vibes music

>>118761 #
There are such things as trends anon.

>>118761 #
I haven't played those games in ages. I don't remember.

>>118761 #
movie was a lot closer to half-life era than we are now

>18 year old pretending to be a 12 year old pretending to be an 18 year old

Illya will love it when Mitalda is playing Padme in 1999.
>she's hot
>t. jar jar

>>118767 #
The deep lore on Aisha is funny. Did anons ever read that Tawhidi book I posted? She made Mohammed a cuck and whored around after his death.

Rifle first, t. Professional

The best in any field get started as teenagers or even before 10. It's always been this way.

>>118768 #
Rafida lies

When was the last successful sniper assassination?

those tiny field binoculars suck

>>118771 #
>anon has children
>teaches them to be murderers

>>118775 #
you were never a child?

Slutty shorts cute

>drink the milk
smart!

I never have problems streaming but this shit if fucked for some reason

>>118776 #
anons emerge fully grown from a mental asylum

>>118773 #
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_assassinations#United_States
Useful list, sort by date. Depends on whether such things are considered organic or FFs

>12 yo natalie portman singing like a virgin

WEINSTEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's with the plant?

>I'm the one who should be watered if you want me to grow
Damn, she's laying it on thick.

LEWD

>noooo don't put me in the sex dungeon haha

>telling a jew to stop filth leaking from their mouth and taking the lord's name in vain

>>118792 #
whose lord?

>>118794 #
the lord of the land of israel and the jewish people. shiki is very insistent on politeness and respect

>he looks like a weirdo
Yeah, he's mexican.

>touches womb
...

>>118793 #
>chaste for him

>genestealing activated

>>118795 #
I don't know why he doesn't know goddamn is the most English thing you can say.

Uwah

>>118800 #
Shiki is a colonial that larps as a real englishman.

>sets his reputation on fire as a pedophile

she already has the dirty stache as a kid

>talking to a woman on the street
>she's interested
This is considered fiction these days.

>>118806 #
The Proffesionile

What do the 'modern' critics say about the film, is it all bitter hags and soys saying it bad because young girls?
>>118813 #
True, but is pretty "cult" now and those often get re-reviews

>>118812 #
It was a niche film back then IIRC.

>macguffin
jej

>does life ruining things to the man
>tolerates it

>you won't get these nadzis budlo

>why are you so mean to me
>I only accused you of being a pedo

>suicide baiting for attention with a revolver
next level

>You should have had sex with me!

>eats his gum

jej

LMAO.

>in 10 years all of that will go straight up her nose

Who even dies of coke these days

>>118827 #
It's only interesting if rich white girls have this problem.
t. media

Shiki are you here?

She sounds like a fucking rabbi

>>118832 #
french + jew
makes for very certain media

Why is she laughing?

She keeps wearing slutty shorts.

>>118834 #
Kikes just love killing.

wasn't cuties le french

>give the jew my money

>>118840 #
Butte.

Stupid cunt doesn't understand how strong men really are. She really needs to be pinned down to understand.

>>118840 #
Gutte.

Wiggers.

>I need to think
>my man left in the middle of the day

I didn't know "Certified Angus" was a branding thing already back then.

>>118849 #
Yeah, it was heavily promoted.

I thought he was going to shaft neck

>>118851 #
head tilts are ero

This movie is overrated.

>>118853 #
It's better than I remembered.

>>118856 #
>milk
We know it's ice cream.

>classism

>>118853 #
It was good until the DEA building scene that was wack

>here's the role Jean
>you are a hitman
>and a 13 year old girl wants to fugg you

>>118860 #
idk. Wasn't federal security way lighter before 9/11?

>>118863 #
Yeah but where did the pill popper dude go?
He just evaporated?

>>118864 #
he wasn't in the office

>>118865 #
Sloppy scripting

>>118866 #
he figured this out here I assume. if you're hopped up and have flunkies, do you do all your own work?

>the one tryhard with the mask
jej

so that was why situps
almost boondock saintsy

lol

>kills their own guy
That's the police.

lmao cops

Conspiracy theory: burger houses are made of paper so it's easier for cops to shoot into them

>>118880 #
That might only be sort of true decades after they started making paper houses. It was and is cost first.

shut up girl and let him go

look at the tryhard with the mask he said

the other part wasn't lazy writing imo but the mask was

RIP to the La Cucaracha grocer

>In the last month I've had relationship with a 38 year old hitman and helped him kill people

making new bread. posting soon

>>118900 #
>making the movie thread before the current thread is done with
Sad!

It was alright. Not as french as I expected.

>>118902 ➡ #
>>118902 ➡ #
>>118902 ➡ #
>>118902 ➡ #
new main

I liked it.

Intermission?

syncwatch

I skipped through the Weinstein part otherwise that was pretty solid

I must become a hitman
the lolis yearn for the hitman

Don't want to wait for intermission timer to end

Bodyguard
syncwatch

>downboat
nande? I thought anons would like an Iranian movie

>there's a subscribe ad in the movie
ugh I should have watched this first

>>118968 #
not really, but it was for timer ignoring!

We sure this is in english?

>>118974 #
I never said it was in english. There are soft subs in the video.

>some mfer just puts his hand on your mouth

>no deadman's switch
dum

How can you tell which one is the doctor jej

So the last one was loli programming
Am I going to walk away from this lusting for a baddy in a beedkeeper suit?

>>118978 #
faces

I just got here, what did I miss?

>>118981 #
hind helicopter goes to middle of nowhere, people ignored the bodyguard, bodyguard shot suicide vest guy in a crowd of wellwishers citation needed ,blew up anyway

>>118981 #
suicide bombing

I thought those were guns and bodyguard left flower upon his leaving

oh I got my guys mixed up already

This assassin is maidenless.

poor dubbing

>thot patrol

what the fuck is going on?

>>118996 #
Shia paganism.

>>118997 #
?

>>118999 #
It was a joke anon. Some ritual idk. Before that schoolgirls were buying drugs.

>>118997 #
oh, stop getting ahead.

>>119000 #
ah thanks, I couldn't figure out what that scene was supposed to represent even.

>>119002 #
They was sellin fent to da beekeeper baddies

>>119002 #
>I couldn't figure out what that scene was supposed to represent even
belief in the evil eye is pretty common aorund the med

>isrealis are selling our kids drugs!

>>119004 #
I meant the girls and slapping and fighting.

>thot goes to uni
>hates her country, her dad, and her future husband
Why even bother teaching women to read?

looked like a nosejob too
>>119008 #
I can see ledgerkeeping and simple math, but reading seems a waste

>earlobe clips
what are they even doing?

>>119011 #
I don't even know what the plot is supposed to be yet

>>119014 #
>Qasem Soleimani
who?

>>119015 #
>who
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qasem_Soleimani

>if they do one damn wrong thing + jew star
I couldn't figure that out

so are they mad because the gov is soft on israel?

>>119016 #
I haven't exactly been following the sand people lore
is that the guy Blump always brags about killing?

>>119019 #
yes. He built up Hezbollah, the PMF in Iraq and the rest of Iran's proxy network. Supposedly he was also responsible for training the anti-US guerilla in Iraq and Afghanistan.

yawn

>>119027 #
Indeed. I'll keep watching tho, I did pick it..

I like that they planted trees along roads, and don't manage to kill all of them

anyone know what that car is?
oh they stopped for me citroen xantia, though it was a

goddamn! surprised me because that's too realistic for movies

lmao women

>I nearly shot you
>it's your fault
women

>nuclear scientist
Oh.

>1000w

muh haarp

I'm not certain, but another gibli slop might have been preferable

>>119068 #
Probably.

I see something interesting in the filmography, or tvography of one of these about a banned show, but I can't reed obviously and can't access their websites for obvious reasons right now. I'll make a mental note to check later.
it might just be a translation thing or similar name, imdb doesn't show it

>>119071 #
What?

>evil wheelchair dude
wut

>he has a whole room set up like a shrine to worship this nigga
how did he even hang all those pictures?

did he just radio to talk to the guy walking off? I've missed a bunch

>>119088 #
I think it's meant to be about PTSD. I thought this movie would have more action, gomen.

>>119089 #
It's fine I appreciate the film for what it is I just don't really get it

>20 minutes from the end
>they're playing paintball
wut

>>119101 #
You might have missed it but I think the plot finally developed

>>119101 #
training to bodyguard yellowsuit player

gonna post this to her tikthot

how the fuck is this supposed to be intelligible without subtitles the soundtrack is distorted to like 11 volumes

>>119106 #
>the soundtrack is distorted to like 11 volumes
I think its deliberate. The voice mixing is fine so it's not a stream issue.

stream bros just tell me how it ended

>>119110 #
It's not over yet.

reference to the famous israeli motorcycle murders of nuclear scientists I guess.

>>119111 #
it is with the download with vlcplayer

Okay I guess that was worth the incredibly slow build up
Overall pretty good, just not till the last 20 minutes lol

>>119117 #
Glad that you liked it a little. I think the subtext was that the Islamic republic is only propped up by boomers who still have faith in Khomeini's idea. The younger ones don't have the same willingness to self-sacrifice and their behavior hurts faith in the system. I guess we'll see how the rest of the war goes.

the young guys seemed pretty gungho about their jerbs to me, just not for old wheelchair men
t. didn't finish

>>119124 #
>t. didn't finish
The only good part was the ending you missed out

>>119126 #
I'll watch the stream ending later, I need a break. And I was missing bits of the show

>>119127 #
honestly the end is what made it good the only context is that wheelchair fag was questioning his ability to be a body guard and he proves it

the way he had his arm hooked on the Doctor at the beginning, I was pretty sure it was going to be central to plot. Too much like Leon and his gasmask.