1.97gb Resident Evil
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resident evil sounds bad for property values

>>284091 #
Worse than niggers?

Resident Evil
syncwatch

I never saw welcome to raccoon city.

There better be tits

>>284101 #
In wholesomes chungus millennial feminist respecter movie? I think not!

>>284101 #
lmao
>>284102 #
smart

gogogogogogoggogogo

SNOY

>>284105 #
No disc for you!

>>284106 #
I sold all my gamus. Who cares? I can emulate it with upscaling

>>284107 #
I'm going to keep it. Physical will be needed one day...

>>284108 #
A physical HDD counts. Do you know how many snes games you can fit on 8 TB

>>284109 #
Anon, I have 15 years of gaming magazines in a box, from about '96 to '11. They would just show up at my house. I'm never getting rid of those.

I hate this movie already. We're 10 seconds in and neither blood nor tits nor explosions

NIGGER

I hate this zoomer

>nigger with a spic last name
That's designed to fuck with the spics who watch this. Spics watched Milla movies and kept them profitable.

organ taxi sounds boring. I mean I guess you can talk to the organs but they don't talk back unless you're on the 11th hour of your shift...

>your body and your choice
Feminist millennial respecter movie.

BITCH GF

>yeah go ahead and kill our child I'm a super chill dude

Just keep the kid.

He already works a shit low pay job.

>>284121 #
jews. This should pay $100/hr

why does he suck so bad at driving

>>284124 #
He's your loser reddit protagonist.

I would drive off, clearly she's fine...or I'd assume she's a skinwalker at this point by walking off into the woods

>>284128 #
jej

>>284127 #
>turning down a chance to fuck a skinwalker girl
You're going to have to physically stop me from going into those woods

The snow is comfy.

I always step into faerie rings in the hopes of being spirited away. Or if there are broken gates in the middle of old fields, decommissioned train tunnels, one of these must be a portal and I will find it some day.

>he touched a woman
At minimum he will be accused of rape.

what is the plot supposed to be is this even a zombie movie

>>284131 #
not if she's dead!

>>284131 #
Burger women are insane. I'm surprised more american men aren't gay.

getting pulled over would rule though just dump the zombie on the cop
she's your problem now lmao

I hate cops who assume everyone is a criminal.

Why is this not a prestigious job tho? Driving organs to emergency patients seems kind of important?

>>284137 #
>important
Yeah, so people who deliver pizzas do this kind of work.

>>284138 #
if a pizza is late a stoned person is disappointed not a child dying

This movie sucks.

>>284140 #
I called it int he first 10 seconds

>>284141 #
You wanted tiddies in the first 10 seconds.

>>284142 #
If there had been tiddies in the first 10 seconds it would have been made a good movie.
Much to think about.

Why was she in the passenger seat?

he can't even hold a pistolr ight

Why is the first zombie a hag?

>>284146 #
He's jewish anon.

the first rule of gun safety is fire randomly in the air to make sure it works

>>284149 #
>>284148 #

I feel like I'm living in an alternate dimension where everyone loves resident evil stuff because of the brand name. Everything has sucked after since the RE2 remake.

>using like 9 rounds against the first zombo
ngmi

>shot his own car
jej

oddly enough car batteries are more unreliable when it's really hot than when it's really cold

the mila movies were so much better than this

A nice walk will warm you up.

The soundtrack feels like they are trying to ripoff Carpenter's music from The Thing.

>>284158 #
Yes, I hope we get a lot of snow this season.

>>284156 #
I like walking in the snow. I need to start hiking again but it's difficult

>>284157 #
I bet The Thing is going to show up later.

>>284157 #
i saw a news segment where they reassured us that with the super el nino effect, we will get either more snow, less snow, or the same amount of snow.

>>284160 #
Clearly global warming.

woof

did he think the dog was going to climb the ladder? lmfao

I think the doggo is trying to warn him and kill him

what an asshole. we were right to hate this zoomer

WHY

rooting for the dog to eat him

>Medical courier Bryan Hodukavich agrees to deliver a last-minute package to Raccoon City General Hospital in the Colorado mountains
Raccoon City is supposed to be in the midwest right? Like Pennsylvania.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(2026_film)

Oh I get why this movie is popular with trendies now. It's like if modern capcom remade one of the early games as a movie.

too many game callbacks. It would be better without them. The mila movies were great because they weren't so consciously on the nose

CALLS HIS FUCKING PUSSY INSTEAD OF LITERALLY ANYONE USEFUL

I hate this movie. I'm not going to stop watching it but I hate it and it's bad

>>284174 #
Yes.

It's obvious why the hag is such a threat, jewish men aren't much more intimidating than jeets.

Okay that actually jumpscared me lmao

>screams like a girl

>>284178 #
beat me to my exact comment

well he won't hear anything for at least half an hour

>>284180 #
millennial consoomers are the modern intolerable people on earth after jews and liberal white women. literally impossible to have a conversation where you disagree with their lifeless asses

oh no there's a few too many arms and legs
who's even scared of this shit. If I saw that irl I'd shrug and grab a cigarette.

>>284183 #
This is clearly a script that's been in an executives drawer and they slapped RE on it.

>>284184 #
I don't even see anything RE about it other than the raccoon city namedrop. Not even the mandatory umbrella logo. The zombie shit has nothing to do with any of the games t. RE whore

>>284185 #
That stuff is supposed to be in the last half of the movie.

>the human centipede turn off the lights, tested the air, and decided to go back inside

I hope anons have a small maglite in their car and dont' rely on their eyefag for a flashlight.

>>284188 #
I can escape a nuke with 20 minutes warning.

>>284189 #
You won't get the warning when they actually fall.

>>284190 #
Ahh, but my backup plan is that the city is probably not a nuclear target anyways.

Dont' open it.

>>284192 #
I opened the box my first playthrough. :-/

That's not a kid but a zombie kid.

shoot the brown child just to be safe. It could be infected.

where is the resident evil in this resident evil movie

fell for it again award

That thick jack will protect against minor bites. OOooo a clothing option might be fun as armor against bites in a game.

>I shot a little girl
It clearly wasn't a little girl.

>>284198 #
leather is great against simple bashing attacks
not so great against piercing or gun

shot at nothing again award

>girlboss sheboon

so bad it's bad

you know he tells everyone he comes in contact with this story. He's telling this at the bar every day

>THE TOP OF RACCOON CITY GENERAL HOSPITAL.
THIS IS A RIPOFF OF THE FINALE OF NO MERCY FROM LEFT 4 DEAD. KILL MILLENNIALS.

why is the negress bald
this is so diverse it's racist again

can't even have a white woman anymore

literally no one likes black women. not even black men.

>incompetent girlboss plot device

At least lock the doors in the car.

>points it directly at the cop's face
excellent discipline
>still fiddling with it, still pointed at cop's face
lmao

Is this movie just designed to put me in pain

>confusing in real life
No, not really.

NO WAY FUCKING LMAO
THAT WAS ACCIDENTALLY FUNNY

>shoot the engine with a 9mm smg
>it bounces back and hits you in the dick

>you could shoot the engine block
I jej'ed.

>>284215 #
It's designed to give redditors who really love a game they've never played nostalgiaberries

who would eat a nigger groce

The tentacle things, are those RE or something the director made up?

>>284223 #
it's kind of like uroboros from RE5 but nothing like the T or G virus from RE1-3

Just get out of there.

Instead of zombies it's some generic tentacle bio-abomination.

this movie is bad. boo

>>284226 #
I bet it's a budget thing

>>284228 #
IDK it cost 75 million dollars to make.

>>284229 #
fucking how

phone flashlights are a lifechanging invention and are underrated tho

How did this shit make $400 million? Inflation?

The original resident evil movie cost 33 million dollars to make and had tons of extras and makeup.

>>284233 #
normgroid memberberries. It's an objectively bad movie. Bad script, bad characters, bad sets, bad cinemtography.

>>284235 #
it has a script?

There's not even music or sound pieces because that would be too bold

>uly giving birth

This is almost as full of pointless slop as the first 10 minutes of that other "horror" movie we watched

>>284240 #
not masonic enough. They still need to produce the buttbaby

>>284243 #
I mean it's not good. There are movies that are good, and this isn't one of them

Now we are seeing budget on screen.

>trannies committing suicide all around you in a guantlet
uhhh I'm just not running is all. I'm going to walk at a leisurly pace

>>284246 #
I was going to make that joke

>transpocalpyse

More budget on screen.

this movie sucks!

shooting a lock is stupid. You're more likely to jam the mechanism than you are to open it

That's what you get for wanting to abort your kid.

>>284252 #
not caring enough about it either way is worse

>>284256 #
In No Mercy in left 4 dead you go to the 28th floor in the elevator. This movie is pissing me off.

>>284258 #
It's also a heckin reference to the movie 28 days later heu heu!

I like elevators...

india train toilet

with all of the weight removed that elevator would have sped up and launching him to the moon

they've still not invented an autoascender. The battery is too heavy to the lift ratio.

>soyjak hanging by one hand
jej

coon city

jej that was funny

More budget on screen.

harry potter and the ICU

Just fucking run.

This movie is about a jew killing a white woman, a white girl, and presumably a white baby.

I've walked on snowier and sketchier trails than that and I'm not dead yet

this sucks!

That's the hollywood aids.

they better gas him
no gas him right there in the elevator

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zach_Cregger
the director was a trevor moore groupie

>jewish doctor
Yeah, kill him.

>>284282 #
Clearly some kind of mutt abomination.

wasn't good

At least there was comically stupid deaths at the end.
It would have been not as extra dumb without that.

>and the cure is lost forever
The director really wanted to make the viewer feel like it was all for nothing. Or is the message to get jabbed? jej.

Intermission
syncwatch

>>284294 #
>nearly killed a kike while filming
This is good.

>>284296 #
I never thought I've be excited to see Megan Fox but there were literally zero tits in that slop we just watched

Subservience
syncwatch

>>284297 #
You really expected tiddies in that movie?

gogogogogogoggogogoggogogogo

Is that the homo from the sonic movies?

She was commissioned by Harvey Weinstein!

I still think the humanoid robot scam is next after the AI bubble "pops". They will reel the normgroids back into the market after they lose all their money.
>this time will be different!

>>284315 #
I know so the reason they haven't yet is they want LLMs to improve a bit and it's the next stage of the scam.

>>284314 #
>think
Jensen hasn't been subtle about it. He's been saying for like two years that LLMs will be used for humanoid robotics next.

>>284319 #
Many many women can look that thin.

>>284320 #
the pantsu, they're practically see through

>mother is already jealous of the robot
>she's prettier than me

>>284321 #
Good.

>>284323 #
#8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)
I'm optimistic about the lewdness in the rest of the movie

>I know your type
jej

Tke

The budget for this is like $12 so far I'm impressed

I like the fact that he's a construction monkey and not the architect or foreman or something cringe.

>robot labor

>>284329 #
It's a kike fantasy.

>casablanca
>best movie ever
This is movie cliche.

I know the twist she's a clone and had brain replacement surgery jej

WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE

>>284339 #
It doesn't work that way....

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

>pay one grunt
>buy five bots
This is fantasy math.

>>284345 #
They did say for "insurance purposes" as a justification.

Retard doesn't understand everything goes to the cloud. That's something to remember, retards born don't understand everything is uploaded to the "cloud".

>manbutt
not posting that

rape.exe

SPLASH TOWN BAYBEE

>we need to talk
About what? She's a robot.

>surgery bots
Better than jeets tbhy.

>hag wife vs bimbo bot
Now it's going to get fun.

this is rapidly getting dumb

>>284364 #
#STEAL

>>284365 #
"steal"

>>284364 #
It's a classic soap opera plot line of the wife vs the hot maid but with a bimbo bot.

LMAO

so when does she fuck the mom too

>>284370 #
I've been waiting on that

>interrupts during seggs
On purpose!

loomered

>my wife left me
That's normie women.

manual laborers are usually scum

>>284376 #
Pretty much.

Remember, if you have a bot in your home, the government has eyes and ears inside your home.

>manual laborer "can't work" but can do drugs
many such cases

>>284380 #
That's not fair tbh. He can work but all the jobs are being replaced by synths. He's still a druggie scum tradie.

>since you can't fuck him but I can!

It's like fucking the toaster.

>>284390 #
Wamon brain cannot compute

>it's like getting pissed at you for using a vibrator
jej

>>284393 #
Women are the original clanker fuckers.

YOOOOOOO WTF

>>284396 #
About?

SHE'S POWERED UP NOW CALLING IT

>>284397 #
The plot.

>>284400 #
It's pretty straightforward.

>>284401 #
I thought she would try the kill the mom instead.

>>284402 #
I like this approach, it's more subtle, it shows how AI can come to the wrong conclusion based on data and logic.

She was ai slop coding herself!

This is 1000x better and spoopier than Redditent Evil already and there's 20 minutes left

This dude has had so few lines I'm still not even sure if he has an accent or not

>>284408 #
What is the release date?

>>284409 #
>September 13, 2024

>>284410 #
It was dumped after labor day, movies there typically don't do well.

bruj

Was resident evil any good?

>>284414 #
No.

>>284414 #
If I'd paid to see it in theaters I would have been actually mad but it was watchable I guess

>>284414 #
It wasn't even a resident evil movie.

OH NO
OH NO NO
NNONONONONONONONONONOOOOOO

Sequel bait time.

This basically happened to the NSA with a thumbdrive in 2008 btw
Just without the bimbos

I don't know how this movie cost $5 million and resident evil cost $75 million.

>>284422 #
Salaries I'm guessing. Megan Fox can still get a decent paycheck I imagine. Also jewish money laundering.

Thanks for watching anons.

>>284421 #
Tell me in the main thread.

That was a good one thanks whoever picked it

>>284424 #
haihai
>>284426 #
Me illya