https://archive.org/details/evil-dead-burn_202608
https://www.bitchute.com/video/hAiz4IPF1NXX/+
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ici la

>>272093 #
ici yu

Reporting in. I screwed up the apple crisp bread and had to improvise to save it.

>>272096 #
Did it turn out okay?

>>272097 #
IDK, it's in the oven right now.

2

gogogogogogo

SNOY

>>272102 #
Gamers won!

hp lovecraft is still influencing popular horror
the necronomicon, miskatonic university, cthulhu, all popular tropes

Did anons ever watch the evil dead /tv/ show?

Why did anon pick a zoomer horror movie? I thought Freddy vs Jason would be the A movie.
>>272107 #
No.

NIGGER

>niggers fishing
Now this is fiction!

>>272110 #
every fishie niggy got deselected by darwin due to heavy bones (and clinical retardation)

Oh I get it, it's subversion. The nigger didn't die first for once.

>>272113 #
The white nigger died first jej

futaba dies first #d100 (88)
strasser dies first #d100 (40)

who the fuck even finds these movies

This nog is a gorilla.

>>272119 #
>Stacy movie
That was last week.

>>272121 #
Nobody watched it.

>>272123 #
I asked for suggestions and got no reply.

>>272123 #
eepy... I can only do one movie a nighte

Zoomers are afraid of women, jobs, and empty office buildings.

>>272127 #
and cars and driving

>>272129 #
This one is very true.

>the entire lake boiled

>>272131 #
>drowner girl discovers she still has 300k fans on insta
grim

This is so retarded

>>272135 #
THUGS THUGS THUGS

>>272135 #
and you took the screenshot.

>>272137 #
can we get one non-thug movie tho
let's watch italian rape movies

>>272138 #
I didn't pick Leprechaun in the Hood, that was Illya.
>italian rape
Sure.

>nigger party and it's been 2 minutes and no one has been shot yet
unrealistic

>we french girls
>is arab
(-_-)

>>272142 #
no one wants to say this but tariq nasheed was right

>>272144 #
I literally said that during Leprechaun in the Hood.

wtf is this

>>272147 #
The setup of every horror movie, college aged people drama.

>>272148 #
I can't tell if you're being ironic but I've never watched a genuinely good horror movie. At best I've only seen shitty ones that were still funny.

>>272149 #
Pro-tip, horror is usually not good at all as in 99/100 horror movies.
>funny
Yes, the better ones are funny.

>>272151 #
jej, we can watch that.

we watched all the horror movies I like. wait, did we ever watch The Burbs?

>>272150 #
>millennial horror: what if house
strange how it's always tied to things we'll never have

>>272153 #
What do you mean house?

>>272154 #
zoomers are afraid of offices and women because it's things they'll never experience

>woman is only scary with deep male voice
jej

>>272155 #
So zoomer romcoms should be about dating femboys?

>setting the movie in Quebec

Why is every woman in this movie a hag?

>>272160 #
Every woman in every movie is a hag. It's illegal to cast women under 28

This is dumb family drama.

I'm bored when are people getting eaten

>Her husband is dead
#d10 (9) hours until she finds a new guy.

>Will dreamed of starting a family
"well ackshully that would lead to more whites being born, and the lady didn't want any kids becuz she wasn't ready, and Will was a ebil rapeest, and you are eeeeevil if you imply that she should have them"
Yes, that is the actual fucking moral of this film

this acting is more depressingly than the plot is supposed to be. honestly why does strasser pick these movies

why is she so brown

>>272172 #
Who? The well put together younger woman? It's Quebec so I assume she's part native american?

>>272173 #
She is 85% moor

>nigger rapping
>>272169 #
Congratulations for being more insightful than the person who picked the film.

>don't pick any movies past the year 2014

>>272176 #
>>nigger rapping
To be fair, they be doin that

>>272177 #
this but unironically

he is definitely part somali. east african for sure. Look at those buggy eyes

>>272180 #
He should be in Mutumbo's militia, not in Canada.

>>272177 #
I don't understand why you would pick something brand new before the honest reviews came out. These days people will pretend a game or movie is good for months just to fit in with trendies.

>>272182 #
Oh, now I remember, when I suggested it back in August anon saw the actress name was Yacoub so save it for Halloween.

i'm bored
I hope their car blows up

can we skip to freddy vs jason? otherwise I'm going to play metal gear 2 until the intermission is over

like the house tho
insufficiently spooky. also too much black mold the whole thing is going to have to be torn up

>>272187 #
Metal Gear 2 is the best, you better be playing the MSX2 one.

>>272189 #
Master Collection version. I can't tell which version it is, but I think the original Metal Gears are ports of the Java port.
>>272192 #
>just for the blatant traces of the actors
I've seen those online.

>>272187 #
You are pathetic.

>>272190 #
Aw, I like to play the original one just for the blatant traces of the actors for the portraits.
>ports of the Java
Actually the one included with MGS3 Subsistence, which got a translation and swapped out the traces for portraits drawn by Yoji Shinkawa.

>>272193 #
the only RE game I actually like is RE4. I've tried most of the rest and just don't get into the gameplay.

ginger hag

>>272195 #
I watched an electric underground video about RE5. It was pretty convincing that RE5 is a good follow up to RE4 as an arcade game, especially mercenaries mode. idk I think the problem with RE is that there are so many gameplay styles.

>>272198 #
would

what the fuck is this movie
I thought it was about time traveling murder wizards who are always suffering in hell

>>272203 #
family reunion from hell according to wiki. did strasser pick this with a dartboard? #8ball (Hell yeah, motherfucker!)

>>272204 #
>with a dartboard
Kind of. I was searching for a well seeded torrent for another movie and saw this.

>listening to the voices in your head.

>>272210 #
I mean when are they wrong?

>>272222 #
Low budget I think.

>>272222 #
family values bad
marriage is le patriarchy like Reddit sez
Again, this is seriously what the movie devotes its runtime to

>>272225 #
I was going to say earlier, this feels like an indie film.

this is the worst movie we've watched in a long time

>>272228 #
can we please stop.

Abuuuuuuuuuse
Will deserved it or something

Freddy vs Jason
syncwatch

We're ending that kuso movie early. Anon >>272169 # was right.

>>272235 #
This is Illya throwing a temper tantrum.

well... there's really another hour... maybe it's just about to get good? #8ball (Yes)

>>272237 #
I made the timer.

The characters are starting to go nuts and we are going to star the next movie?

>>272238 #
The spanish or burger version? I only saw the spanish version.

>>272238 #
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rec_(film)

>>272242 #
Yes. I can't watch any more of that crappy movie.

it's over. movie A has been overthrown for sucking and being boring

>>272246 #
At least it lasted longer than that Anne Frank cartoon. Anons quit that one after 5 or 10 minutes.

>>272247 #
actually we have very few walkouts so it's slightly memorable when one happens. We watch a lot of bad movies but some are just too far

>>272249 #
He's just picking things his zoomers have dragged him to. He has no taste in films it's just a binary switch of if he's seen it before, it activates his neanderthal genes

>>272235 #
gogogogoo

Did anons start Freddy vs Json?

>>272254 #
yes and it's instantly better than the 40 minutes of the last movie combined
I know what's going on and there's fire and screaming

people are getting eaten! it's only the first couple minutes and something is happening!

>>272249 #
Butt. What movie?

tits!

butt! Why couldn't the last movie be like this?

>>272260 #
Hell House LLC like I said. I dunno, I've floated several good recommendations for a last second B movie already.

>>272261 #
They are balloons stapled to her chest.

>>272265 #
Modern movies are all about people crying about their feelings, I thought zoomers liked that stuff.

>>272263 #
>last second B movie
Several anons have shitty internet. They need 1-2 days notice even for a yify rip.

>>272266 #
not a big fan of silicon tits either. Girls should be proud of their flat chests

>>272269 #
>Girls should be proud of their flat chests
Or the sag. Hai. Silicon is ugly and looks weird.

>>272270 #
The nip surgeons can make them look ok.

haunting people's dreams seems kinda fun idk

>jewish nose

The girl from Ginger Snaps! She takes her top off

>>272277 #
Doesn't she do that in every movie?

brunette > blonde > nigger

>which one of the three stooges would you fuck
What the screenwriters wished college girls would discuss.

>scooby or shaggy
jej

>>272281 #
literal gen x reference
i don't even know what girls talk about now, cardi b? that's probably 10 years out of date now too

>>272285 #
she's the cutest. She seems like a redneck gf

>>272286 #
Yes, she's is very q.t.

>>272275 #
Hai I noticed that.

this movie is also bad but at least it's fun bad and not boring bad

>do you know about astrology?
lmao

we saw this already
like 3 years ago

>>272298 #
tits!

>>272300 #
The movie wasn't great but Illya threw a temper tantrum, so we switched tot he b-movie.

>>272300 #
Movie was kuso. It was about awkward family drama.

>>272301 #
being boring is a worse crime than murder

>will hurt a child
this movie is already edgier than fucking goyraiser

>>272310 #
jej

>if you aren't a normgroid then you get locked into a mental institution

why is she acting so weird

>>272323 #
Every one keeps drugging her to try and date rape her.

>monkey ooking the nigger
jej

this is new england, illya territory

>negress chimps out with more T than the average soy
lmao

>kike kid trying to get the blonde girl

>manlet is the only one brave enough to talk to the slore

>>272333 #
heppy pilled

GET HELP, BITCH
by 2030 this will be the only way to get bystanders to respond to a medical emergency

>>272336 #
>back to victorian era fainting

>gorilla nose negress wants a nose job
lmao

>>272329 #
I missed that.

>>272337 #
>victorian era fainting
Explain?

>vending machines in a school
Well, they're safe now.

>>272340 #
It's a cliche from that era that women would faint, they are dainty.

>>272341 #
we had a coffee vending machine at my high school in the 90s tbh

This movie has tits, butte and lots going on. I'd rather watch this twice than finish the A movie.

I'm getting annoyed at my dreams retreading some of the same useless shit I got over two decades ago.

uggggggghgh
I thought this would be the B movie

>>272348 #
It is. Anons cancelled the A movie due to bored.

>I've been in the psychiatric hospital
honestly this isn't the disqualifying lie it should be. I worked there

Ginger girl is hot.

>>272358 #
Was it mostly schizo jews and bible thumpers?

>>272358 #
>worked
I thought you were going to say you were a patient tbh

>>272361 #
no just children with like 80 IQ. And a few normal ones with bad parents.

>>272363 #
Oh, the tard wing. Yeah they keep those separate.

notice the redneck slut is wearing only red white and blue
pretty cute costume design lowkey

nightmares are annoying because you're never allowed to do anything useful in them
>run and you can't get away
>fire a gun and it doesn't work
>press the brake pedal and your car doesn't slow down

>wtf this psychotic murderer was supposed to follow my orders

>Ao Oni tactic of hiding in locker

Now that's a neck snap.

>>272377 #
No.

>>272350 #
oh sweet it's actually good
then it's probably about over if theres no timer....

the van interior carpet is sort of comfy

>>272235 #
timer
alright I'm stopping my download then

another b movie after? or nothing?

>>272383 #
imma eep after this

yeah I'm sleepy too I just got held up for reasons
and I'm hungry......................................................

>>272391 #
and jason movies.

This movie was made around the same time as the Alien vs. Predator movie was made.

>>272393 #
>>272394 #
idk how any of these crossover movies work, I always assumed they were in their own continuities.

>>272395 #
>own continuities
Maybe, I forgot about that. Aliens, Jason, Freddy, Predator aren't important enough to give a shit about continuities, only Star Trek or Star Wars can get that kind of attention.

>>272401 #
shiki...

>when he could fugg the sheboon

>>272406 #
She's way too old to play a high schooler.

I think boomoids think everything is pedophilia because they were genuinely retarded enough to mistake cinema and tv for reality.

The only good thing about scientology is how many anti-psych messages they slipped into movies.

>security actually paying attention to the security system
jej

>>272411 #
This.

>kike kid screw like a literal girl

star trek tier circuit breakers

those jeans can't be comfortable.

>>272419 #
All girls wore them back then.

>>272418 #
She's cute.

>>272420 #
That doesn't answer the statement.

>>272420 #
jean skirts are cuter anyway

>>272424 #
why are they such gooners and consoomers
why can't they be cute and nice

>>272426 #
Because you aren't allowed to rape them.

>Freddy being defeated in his own dream world

>>272424 #
You say that like it's a bad thing.

i can't get over how jewish all of these things are.

>turn jason into a scared little kid
Way to kill your monster.

>>272432 #
who rapes the rapers?

>>272433 #
The troons and the government.

freddy is a jew
look at his goddamn nose

>>272438 #
she's no snood

>>272439 #
Yes and that's a good thing. She actually has a chin! And is pretty! Compared to snood

>>272442 #
se03 when

>>272443 #
Next fall.

>make the sheboon make out with Jason
>because the jewish kid weaseled out of it

>>272442 #
She has no chin and you wish Wednesday, a mexican, was your lesbian girlfriend.

>use your large cardiovascular negro sprinting lungs!

We should watch The Rise of Leslie Vernon next weekend.

I want to watch The Rose of Versailles.

>>272448 #
snood > ginger > wednesday

>I've always had a thing for the whores that live in this house

>bitchslapped the sheboon so hard she hit the wall
Ha.

>kike using the american flag as a weapon
jej

The movie is more like pro wrestling than anything else.

why are they even fighting tho
this is like the darth maul scene where it doesn't even make sense

>>272460 #
Freddy used Jason to return and then the "teenager" used Jason to go after Freddy.
>darth maul scene
What scene?

>kike dead
Good.

>>272463 #
one race the zombie race

>self-sacrificing jew
last one of those was named jesus

LMAO JASON

LMAO.

strasser...............................................

>would rather not deal with the negress

this is only like a gen 10 vampire fight. The power scaling in WoD was fun until they went woke

>>272472 #
>power scaling in WoD
All I know is that Cain wins lol

Are there any good WoD games out there?

>>272473 #
I

>>272474 #
Other than VtMB? There is VtM Redemption and a bunch of VNs on Steam. Supposedly some of them are good but they're all pretty woke.

This movie has a rating of 5.8. Seems very unfair.

>>272482 #
5.8 from on release. Even crap movies from back then look fantastic to modern movies.

>>272474 #
I liked Night Road even though it's just an interactive novella tbh

>>272485 #
You don't enjoy girlbossing power?

>>272486 #
most women don't have the confidence to pull it off.

>>272487 #
She's stacy, she can pull it off.

>>272488 #
too late in the movie tbh

>>272488 #
but will she wear the mini to the office?

>>272489 #
Yes.

>>272490 #
Yes. How else can she get a sexual harassment allegation against a male co-worker and get that promotion?

Bimbos and fun / 10.

w

>>272496 #
You're really easily spooked. Gomen.