>>250659 #
Direct download for Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl. It's 800 MB for 1.5 hours of 720, so pretty bitstarved.
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LiXzWfSd9XfxMTJp3vuojnDht_WkhMZw

The Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl torrent in the OP downloads fast.

Jennifer's Body
syncwatch

>5 minute timer

>>254349 #
Nurrs are slow to react to movie night.

>>254351 #
Then floggings are required to bring anons discipline back.

>>254351 #
I need to put on rice.

>>254354 #
Too bad. Bimboism starts now.

gogogogogogogogogogo

this movie has been rated R for retarded

>>254360 #
This is probably true.

>>254363 #
how the FUCK are you ahead

>hell is a teenage girl
so true
still want one

jej

she bodied a negress like twice her size that seems unfeasable

>>254378 #
Still funny.

>myspace page
Myspace was dead by '09 jej

does blondie know she's the ugly friend? #8ball (Anta baka?)

Womb bump is super ero.

>>254399 #
that's where girls hide their guts

blondie's earrings are cute

>Buck wear
He's gay.

I'm late
>I'm kind of the shit
I forgot how much I hate self-narrators, whatever they call that.

*grope*

>>254411 #
when did dykes start wearing huge hoopy things?

>>254420 #
her teeth are weird

>i consent
>i consent
>I DON"T!!!!!!

>tower 1
jej

>>254428 #
it's gross and I don't understand who makes that choice with a pussy right there

>>254427 #
those gimmick drinks are never even that good despite being twice the price
except absinthe and champagne, I like that

They are lesbians.

man if there's one thing I've learned from the past couple years of news is if there's a bar fire GTFO immediately don't even wait two seconds to see if it's serious

>>254408 #
I'm behind still. This guy is really gay.

I don't understand how blondie is so confused about cocklust. Yes, your bff wants to get banged.

>get in my van so I can rape you
jej
>>254435 #
Play at 1.2x speed

>>254437 #
1.5x

>>254351 #
I've only woken up from an evening nap myself, shit I've missed the first twenty minutes of the first movie.

>>254433 #
I've seen people who know the smells start panicking and running in bars/clubs.

Tip to avoid bar fires, don't go to bars.

>>254442 #
it's fun if you have friends with you.

>>254443 #
That's why I don't go, too many insular cliques.

>>254366 #
Also who didn't ding up the anglo pantsu wish whites got back to restoring upskirting as an accepted fetish

>>254445 #
You can't start your own local Anglo Fetish Emporium until you ethnically cleanse. The jeets are bad for that type of business.

blood looks fake lame

>>254446 #
>Anglo Fetish Emporium
Is this where shiki works?

>>254448 #
he's at the gratuitious sex toy emporium

>beaten and raped
>she lived, laughed, and loved

>>254451 #
Oh I forgot about halloween. Is this movie horror?

>>254452 #
>horror
"Yes".

>>254452 #
No, it's a historical mockumentary.

>>254453 #
ok, I'm still behind so really wasn't getting anything but stupid banter and lesbian jealousy

i claim the redhead in back

Girls sniffing, licking, biting and hitting girls!

>>254454 #
When are you going to finish Poolboy?

>Rule of Rose flashback

>>254461 #
did you even play that game?

>>254463 #
>>254466 #
>no makeup
>makeup

remember in hs when the one kid would randomly die and all the girls would be performatively distraught for like 2 days?

>>254464 #
First time watching this film so once it ends we'll see if the surface-level similarities are my imagination.

>>254470 #
No? People tended to celebrate when a nog bit the dust.

>>254472 #
calm down strasser

>dillhole
Choice from the writer(s).

>>254474 #
this was before the era of imageboards taking over gen z discourse

>>254476 #
>poser
I can definitely see that.
>imageboards taking over gen z
More like the reverse.

>>254470 #
no
middle school it happened and they were dum about it but it was someone most people actually cared about.

>>254482 #
She looks too hagged to play a high schooler by 2008.
>evil hoe
Yes, that's female empowerment.

I'm thinking about watching in italian.

>>254483 #
That's pretty normal in everything but she's also pretty bad

>>254482 #
they're all like that

>>254489 #
Yes but unintentionally.

>ford tough mama bear
Gen X cringe.

>impotently rages

>other line
old school

Enjoy the constant baiting of "not" nude scenes. This movie was antiquated on release with internet porn.

I find it hard to believe a turbowhore and an uptight virgin would even be friends. Either the whore would corrupt her or they'd drift apart pretty quickly

>>254500 #
>>254497 #

>boring
jej

>it's on the wikipedia
>asian fangirl

the song at 37:37
orange goblin? idrc if that is the name I'm looking for

>Is he going to fuck his mom
jej

Halfway decent attempt of hiding cannibal urges and ploys.

smol tiddie

>>254507 #
The Sword

>>254520 #
three girl slut squad movies are great
we could watch the craft again....

>>254520 #
>another Emma Roberts movie
>Sara Paxton
Is she the daughter of Bill Paxton?

>chowed through all the sports team so now she has to settle for feeding on the alternative and emo crowd

SHE GOT CRACKED

>drives to strasserville for an encounter

>>254526 #
That football ogre was a big guy, enough for a while.

>definite lock on strasser music playing

we could watch annihilation again
apparently all the movie oldheads are gone and we have a bunch of newgroids who haven't seen anything

>lame safe sex
>hot demon slut sex

>>254537 #
>annihilation
There is more choice out there than arthouse Ghostbusters 2016.

Always go for Stacy. This is why jeff bezos started dating a 50 year old beaner slag, she was more stacy

More proof that Obsession was unoriginal and the youth are just unenlightened.

>I need you frightened
Hot.

she's not a vampire she's a ghoul

This is the funniest chudette seggs in film history.

I do like this take on a faking your orgasm scene.

This sure beats last weeks supernatural buck seggs scenes.

Yeah, at this point in the movie I'm clocking this as a better take on Obsession 17 years back.

>>254550 #
You didn't enjoy the commentary on the rap industry being full of gay niggas?

Definitely seeing why this was recommended. Also, my Rule of Rose joke gains more credence.

>>254552 #
Yes but I knew that. Also, since the zoomers have been obsessed with buck breaking I'm probably going to force them to watch Leprechaun in the Hood

>>254555 #
tight form fitting panties are hot

>can't screenshot right now
Tell me somebody has the frame I am thinking of on the right line.

>>254560 #
This is a screengrab that could be useful.

>>254560 #
That's the one. Also I think this flashback explains the whole movie, they got the school bicycle to be their virgin sacrifice

satanism is cringe

>>254558 #
plants and pets?

This reminds me of Grant Morrison saying that if you so the sigal stuff it works.

>>254565 #
*do the sigal stuff it works

>>254565 #
didn't his comic get cancelled anyways?

>>254567 #
Yes.

This is O9A basically. All gay.

>Satan is our only hope for financial success in a de-industrailized economy
jej
Imagine if they spent their energy on white nationalism.

>(((Hollyweird))) comedy writing that is actually funny
Granted, it is on one of their favorite pet topics.

This movie isn't a commentary on women's sexuality but hollywood fame, another one of those movies.

Solidly better than Obsession.

No wonder this movie got bad reviews in 2009 and was dumped in January of 2009. I remember reviewers shitting on it at the time.

>>254577 #
Zoomer media sucks.
>I want a gf
>you are evil

>>254577 #
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsession_(2025_film)
The zoomer horror movie about having a girlfriend?

zoomer horror
>what if job
>what if gf

>jeet was the first on that poon
Truly bottom barrel standards.

>she consumes men for power
This isn't a bad concept for a movie tbh.

>>254584 #
Hot.

>play boyfriend girlfriend like we used to

>>254578 #
>>254579 #
>>254580 #
Exact identical shots and setups to the point I think the director just copied from this film and changed a few bits so le wahman was the real victim and whatever nonsense was needed to reheat the leftovers into gourmet cuisine for today's theatergoers.
>odd possessed woman covered in blood and moving oddly
>said woman crashes into a car window
>shots of cars parked on the curb from a house POV
>faking orgasm scene played for horror

>>254584 #
unfffffff

who died, emo boy?

>>254592 #
yes

>he's not with the dark angels
hey it's like muh warhammer
emprah was being very secular and shitlibby

>she lost her virginity at the age of 12

>>254601 #
It's amazing how she pull off a chudettte so well.

>>254600 #
many such cases...

>>254603 #
Unfortunately.

Yuri song!

>pepper spray to be used on women
A sick portent.
>>254600 #
>>254609 #
>>254610 #
>stigmatize teen pregnancy and having children in general
>be shocked at how birthrates are plummeting

>>254604 #
girls mature faster and start causing problems way sooner than anyone is comfortable with

>>254609 #
Yes, marrying them off to the boys 5 years older, this has been a solved problem for at least 10k years.

The whole movie is about Amanda Seyfriend having to choose between sex with women or sex with men.

And now the plot point of a character porking somebody else, that Obsession also has.

>your gf did backdoor gangbangs
>break up with her so I can't eat you
The woman eating the man is more gender inversion. Men "eat" out women.

>>254620 #
No, Men do not.

>>254623 #
I know but the average normgroid does and this is his logic.

>resort to Satanic ritual sacrifice so your group can play at a high school dance

>>254626 #
Gotta start somewhere.

>>254624 #
women have been maneaters forever.

>little girl sucking
>>254633 #
and this.
What did pedo-kikes mean by this?

>woman trying to save a man

I can't understand how myopic you have to be to see this as some kind of lesbian woman empowerment movie. This is one of the most cutting satires of women being evil I've ever seen.

>>254635 #
Nobody thinks it's about female empowerment. And Megan Fox was perfectly cast for this movie.

y'all try to read too much in to early.

>>254636 #
That's the official retrospective on wiki.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer%27s_Body

>sets are getting more surreal
Film's growing on me.

>>254638 #
and I told you the reviews for it were trash back then.

>women using rape spray on each other
Hot.

weak ass vampire getting choked out by a humie
must be 14th gen

>snowflake queen
She's so special!

Definitely coming around on this film. Had a bad start but it's been getting better by the minute.

>>254651 #
I agree.

>>254653 #
she's no snood

>the whole thing was just a schizo episode and jennifer was just a normal humie all along

>>254639 #
The ovbergrown pool made me think of stalker momentarily. Very momentarily.

>>254654 #
>mykelium
isn't that just spider

>>254654 #
>IDK but I watched it with that anon.
Is it long enough for movie night?

>they explained why she could one shot a negress twice her size
I kneel

>>254659 #
It was a schizo movie but then we both started getting ads for shit related to it. It was bizarre.

>>254654 #
I can't tell what's makeup but she looks hacked on too.

>>254662 #
They all are.

If Megan Fox goes on a date with you, you would accept, because she fucks.

>>254664 #
One of the reasons I quit watching movies.

>you killed my beard you monster!!!!!!!!

Floating yuri seggs!

If Megan didn't go after Amanda's boyfriend they could have still been friends lesbians.

>>254673 #
Yes and don't listen to the haters

>now I'm a schizo lesbo in a cell

Very good first half of this movie night. If second film lives up to the prospect it'll be one of the best.
>b8
I have a feeling it isn't.

>sequel b8

>>254677 #
lesbi-gay

Oh, the exit of the the devil's cauldron.

When a guy calls his car a chariot, he wants to fugg you lesbo.

>>254684 #
She's always been cute and german

>>254685 #
She was good back then but her eyes are painfully wide and buggy

Fun / 10.

>>254689 #
I only am still watching because I am dutiful.

>>254689 #
we watched it before

>>254687 #
>but
I consider that a charm point.
>>254691 #
When?

>>254692 #
>I consider that a charm point.
You're descendants would not.

Intermission
syncwatch

>>254692 #
>When?
idk a spooky season a year or two or three ago

All I liked was the actors fit their parts, the old people were all people I recognize and do comedy and I'm like a boomer like that, and the show was campy. 4.5/10

I liked the girls fighting and kissing.

Oh and the little bits of metal music were too loud but I liked. Don't care about the alternative or whatever that was.

>music
>stein levine abraham katz
mayve that's why I don't like whatever that was

i wanna watch the next movie but i'm going to sleepu instead

>>254689 #
*Pats head*

>>254703 #
Stay up.

>>254705 #
thankie!
>>254703 #
have a nice nap

>>254709 #
It makes me want to vomit sludge with needle stuff in it.

>>254712 #
Women throwing up to stay skinny is better than women smoking weed and getting fat. Also cocaine.

Vampire Girl vs Frankenstein Girl
syncwatch

>>254713 #
Stop justifying bad shit by comparing it to fat chicks.

>>254715 #
They went from one bad thing that kept them skinny to a bad thing that made them fat. They won't stop doing bad things.

>>254709 #
She looks ghoulish.

>>254717 #
Yeah when their bones rot and their teeth fall out remember which you picked.

>>254720 #
abominable post

Women are dumb and need to be controlled in every aspect of their lives.

gogogogoggogogoggogogogog

Illya, do you want to watch Star Trek IV tomorrow night?

>>254727 #
I thought they were synonymous until you used the word otherwise.

>>254725 #
I'd rather wait until next week tbh.

This is in English?

>>254732 #
That's fine, but we should watch ST4 because it finishes the "trilogy " of 2, 3, 4. 5 is worth watching for the ending and 6 for it's end of the cold war stuff.

>>254740 #
jej

Wait, why am I watching this in English?

I want to rape all these women.

>>254734 #
over anal-izing

Nip blackface is hilarious.