Ringu timer.
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>>241024 #
I hope she's a spooky slut.

gogogogogoggogogogogogoggogog

Is japanese baseball fun to watch?

>>241033 #
Sounds good. I had steak tonight with cheesy gnocchi and a small salad.

Which one is the cute one? I'm thinking the one in teal.

>muh newrooms

Journo nippette is cute

>>241056 #
>nopan
cute

Kid's got blue screen addiction in the twentieth century.

>literal kiss of death
Remember guys, cooties are real.

I thought Japanese homes were supposed to be small and cramped. Is this the dang old "we need room for the cameras on the sets so might as well make everyone super rich" happening again in this film.

>>241078 #
It doesn't seem that odd to me, it's set in rural japan I think. The bug pods are just in the big cities.

>messed up faces in the picture
Make a Ringu AI to mess up people cell pics.

>>241103 #
Terrible!

I want to turn Sadako into Happyako

Don't put it in. Don't do it. You can still marry Futaba!

So far I like this better than the last nip horror movie we watch, the one that was supposed to be an inspiration for resident evil.

>>241110 #
>the one that was supposed to be an inspiration for resident evil
Sweet Home? Did you not like it because it was funny?

>>241112 #
Yes, sweet home. I like this one better so far.

>male actor
I've seen him in other stuff. The Last Samurai?

>>241114 #
>pic
lmao

>>241114 #
>House
As in the TV show?

Now broadcast the tape over the air waves and confuse the ghost bitch. She can't afford all those phone calls.

The jealous younger thot is going to watch the tape now.

>>241125 #
Neat.

>oh shit, some pixels MOVED

>a spooky mirror

>Maybe all three of us should die.
Japan's birthrate crisis summed up.

>>241138 #
If number ever goes up, I will buy Futaba a plane ticket to Japan.

>>241140 #
I played it on release.

>>241140 #
>PC version
No, the xbox version and it looked amazing at the time.
>mousewheel
Yeah, the analog stick could do that, move forward a little and move a little.

>yen is worthless
Ah, nipette harems for all gucas! don't ricemix

>ghost hand grip
No slap her butte.

Her phenotype seems similar to the Alaskan natives. If she wasn't in Japan, she'd seriously weigh 250lbs.

>>241155 #
I've never met an american indian of any kind. Are the alaskans more chinky?

>>241156 #
It's that whole siberian phenotype, idk how else to describe it.

>30 minutes to go
This is an unexpectedly slow movie. I thought there would be more deaths. I'm not sure why the movie is such a meme.

>>241159 #
I don't just mean the porn. Wasn't ringu adapted into a bunch of american movies?

>I'm going to run away and have trains ran on me in burger
>a ghost will kill me son

>>241164 #
I never saw the burger remake with the jewish actress, is it good?

>>241167 #
>burger remake
>jewish actress
Every time lol.

So they're breaking into Sadako's house right?

>>241173 #
Pretty much.
Also, to spoil the pr0nz I've been posting, canonically Sadako is intersex. ...which just means she could have found a nice girl for herself had the tragedy not happened.

This is their plan with like 5 hours to go? jej

>>241174 #
>canonically Sadako is intersex
what

>bucket brigrading the titanic!

>Gender
>Female
>Intersex (Novels/The Ring Virus)
Bizarre. Some magicfag shit no doubt.

>they don't know what a pump is

>At the age of nineteen, Sadako joins a Tokyo-based acting troupe. As revealed in the short story Lemon Heart, she falls in love with the sound operator, Hiroshi Toyama. He learns of her powers, but he accepts them. However, an early form of the curse is created in the form of a sound recording that kills four people, including the troupe's director, resulting in a heartbroken Sadako leaving Toyama. Eventually, Sadako visits Ikuma in the Izu sanatorium, only to be raped by a doctor named Jotaro Nagao, who is unknowingly infected with smallpox. During the assault, he discovers that Sadako has testicular feminization syndrome, and has the genitalia of both sexes.
>The term "testicular feminization" was coined to reflect Morris' observation that the testicles in these patients produced a hormone that had a feminizing effect on the body, a phenomenon now understood to be due to the inaction of androgens, and subsequent aromatization of testosterone into estrogen
Not even XXY, Sadako has a benis lmao.

>>241183 #
Rebis?

Time for ghost yuri

>>241184 #
So this whole movie is about a troon killing people because xe's chud dad acked xe?

>Two strains then emerged: a ring-shaped one, which would invariably kill its viewers within a week, and a spermatozoon-shaped one, which would lay dormant within the viewers unless they were ovulating women, whose ovum would be infected by the virus and transformed into a Sadako clone. This was because Sadako wanted to be reborn, something she could not biologically do because she was intersex. Finally, though the original tape and its copies had been disposed of by the events of Spiral, the virus found its way into a new medium: Kazuyuki's journal, which his brother published after he died in a car accident. Kazuyuki's survival was actually not because he copied the tape for Ryuji, but rather because he unwittingly helped the virus propagate. This was why Kazuyuki survived, while his wife and daughter, who also copied the tape per his instruction, did not.
>The dormant virus infects the ovulating Mai Takano when she watches the tape, causing her to give birth to a Sadako clone who assumes the name Masako. She is described as a "complete hermaphrodite" as she has fully functional male and female reproductive organs. After her identity is revealed, Sadako tells Mitsuo Ando that she made a deal with Ryuji: in exchange for his resurrection, he would help her be reborn, something he did when he attracted Ando into the case. She then blackmails Ando: in exchange for not activating the dormant ring virus that he contracted when he read Kazuyuki's journal, he would refrain from stopping it from being published. As an incentive, Sadako, who can clone a person by implanting their genes into her, will bring his deceased son, Takanori, back to life. Realizing that Sadako would win no matter what he does, Ando reluctantly cooperates.
Sadako uses magic to make women pregnant with itself. This is an unexpected Shiki-Crowley crossover.

>>241191 #
This.

>>241191 #
>If it really bothers you guys
I just find it amusing.
Throw the tranny down the well, so my country can be free~

This is it? The hype for this was not justified.

>>241191 #
I just think it's wild that I picked up on what archetypal complex sadako was basically immediately despite having never seen the movie. and also not even watching the film right now

>>241191 #
>Spoilering Shami and Momo? C'mon
Those women are having sex.

Here we go, the reason why this film sticks around in the public consciousness.

>>241191 #
Notice how the cretin cannot even conceive of the idea that someone would spoiler or delete porn.

>>241201 #
Are you really that desperate for attention?

>>241203 #
Can you post your address so I can bludgeon your skull in?

>>241204 #
>this is entirely the invention of the filmmaker
What is? The epilogue?

>>241204 #
>Internet tough guy
You used to get banned for calling people that

>>241204 #
Oh I get it. shamipan

>>241211 #
>44444444
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katasumi_and_4444444444

>>241214 #
Neat.

Intermission
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Oh this is the rule. If you show the video to someone else then you survive.

>>241217 #
Or burn both tapes or just throw them both in the dump where no one will ever see them again. This is why nobody respects ghosts anymore.

Glad to see I missed the first show! Now for the fun stuff.

>>241220 #
I know anons must think it's weird, but I think all of you will enjoy this movie.

>>241221 #
I was being srs. I've never seen this one before, and I don't really like the EQG nearly so much as the G4 shows, but it looks to be OK.

I was there on /b/ when the great Pony Wars began. I presume the "private" chat with Clinton about the bronies was because of us? I always knew that jewt's "capitulation" to start /mlp/ was simply a gayop, intended to water down the community. We went on for at least 3 more years thereafter, and literally outlasted j00t LOLOLOL

>>241224 #
>>241225 #
About sums up the modern fandom. Heh.

>>241227 #
Ironically pretending to be retarded will attract people who don't think it's ironic. Please keep your jaks limited and contextual.

>>241228 #
This is why I don't even support jakshit in the first place, nothing really good comes of it.

>>241228 #
>limited and contextual
Check and checked

>>241222 #
>I was being srs. I've never seen this one before, and I don't really like the EQG nearly so much as the G4 shows, but it looks to be OK.
I only got into MLP like two years ago. I don't fully understand why EQG is so disliked. Was it seen as taking time and staff away from the main series?
>I presume the "private" chat with Clinton about the bronies was because of us?
I thought that was fake.

>>241228 #
You have already attracted them.

>>241231 #
>I thought that was fake.
Probably was. All I know is that we burned through 150post limits in about 10mins, on average. Since half of us went on to become redpilled, the feds were right to be scared of that core group I think. The furries &tc. that fucked off to /mlp/ were never any real threat to them. OTOH, they did create the first chat waifu breakthroughs (like literally) in their pursuit of eterna-pony-VAs after G4 ended.

>>241234 #
>On 4chan?
4cuck/b/ , yes.

>>241236 #
I was going to say that I don't understand why 4chan still has hardcoded post and image limits. Like many things there, my best guess is that they do it to stifle long form discussion and content creation.

>>241234 #
>As far as I know, /mlp/ also popularized tulpamancy. Not a great legacy.
Illegitimate conflation tbh (not that I'm disagreeing with you). But the simple fact remains that the 4/mlp/ crew did in fact create the everyman's solution for offline voice replacement for their pone waifus. Back then that was a remarkable accomplishment!

Wasn't ponyfaggotry just the West trying to justify getting into CGDCT but not actually wanting to watch anime and read manga?
>>241237 #
It's because their tech stack is ancient (they're still on very basic PHP) and Hirojewki doesn't want to spend money or source new engineers to update it. Their video restrictions literally revolve around what crapple allows on iPhones, which tends to lag behind most platforms. Anybody who stays on that hovel is too dumb to care.

Timer for MLP: EQ Girls: Rainbow Rocks
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Very sorry about the meta.
>>241245 #
Thank you.

>>241231 #
>I don't fully understand why EQG is so disliked. Was it seen as taking time and staff away from the main series?
Don't really know tbh. As I said, I never really got into that. I think because it became a little too soyim for the men who watched the shows -- you know, globohomo/calarts style? We were in fact the audience that mooned the main show of course. What little girls who were the ostensible target audience thought of it I have no idea, but I imagine they thought it was fine.

THE TIMER IS UP HERE >>241245 #

I'm not following, MLP was the feds trying to break up pre-Guca?

gogogogogogogogogogoggogogo
where is shiki?

>>241252 #
We were invaded in a limp-wristed way back on 4cuck/b/ . I don't think the fandom on 4/mlp/ was ever any concern to them. Just us shitposters (who stayed on /b/ through the 3 pony wars).

The main band is kind of shit fyi. The sirens and trixie are great though.

A jap band called haku (kesshoku band like) is livestreaming a concert if you would prefer people who can sing.
>>241257 ➡ #

It's been a while since the meidos had to ban a lot on movie night.

>she said the quiet part out loud

>>241282 #
The competing slut squad!

>>241285 #
Name my band

>>241285 #
The Nuru Central Committee

YOU GOT ROCKS, YOU GOT FLENS

>no offense

>>241292 #
Shiki did you scroll up? What is your opinion on Sadako being a tranny with the power to psychically impregnate women?

>even Celestia is charmed

>>241299 #
Invasion of the body snatchers!

>>241299 #
Half the original series wouldn't happen if she did her job w

Shutterfly cursed !

>>241301 #
Heh, true.

>>241303 #
GG.

Do anons know what the intended ending of Equestria Girls was?

>>241303 #
>Website stalled
Do you mean the bug where live updates stop coming in? I thought I fixed that.

DERPY BEST PONE

>>241306 #
If they came in normally without a page refresh, that's the workaround working. I'm not sure what else I can do, websockets seem pretty brittle.

>Twilycorn's books are smartphones now...

>He banished the sirens to....America!

Ponke is a geenius

>>241314 #
The original EQG twilight shows up in a later movie. Spoilers for >>241304 # Sunset Shimmer is also replacing someone in the world of EQG. They intended to make another movie about the EQG original Sunset Shimmer.

>>241315 #
Oh yeah.

>wait, did she just rub twily's bewbs?

The doofus siren is cute, hopefully she comes around in the end.

Good fruit punch is 1 part punch and 2 parts vodka.

>green noxious vapors are floating
This can't be a good thing?

>>241327 #
I wish I was drinking.

>>241326 #
>flashing 666

>>241326 #
>A-OK Man
Gas, Gas, Gas

>>241326 #
It still creeps me out that Tarrant was essentially legally tortured.

>>241332 #
>was
you mean is.
>>241330 #
very silly anon

>slumber party
Imagine the smell.

>>241336 #
geh

>schizo scrawlings

>>241339 #
sauce?

>>241343 #
https://apnews.com/article/brenton-tarrant-christchurch-shooting-appeal-mosque-zealand-883d9119fe4950ca869acfd320feafae

>>241345 #
ty guca

>"residual self-image"
Twily still has to write with her muzzle.

>>241339 #
He looks healthier than at the trial.

>>241347 #
#d100 (10) % oral bonus

>even little rocks are flens

>daft punk
jej

>>241348 #
because they are probably letting him have normalish prison experience instead of trying to break him down. now the press is dead they can keep his court stuff in eternal limbo

>>241355 #
That was what I was implying.

>>241362 #
I wasnt' look at what I clicked on.

rarity is a hippie now?

>wiggers
jej

>she said it

>>241367 #
which is she?

>>241368 #
Light blue hair. The less mean one.

>>241369 #
Oh yeah the doofus. A cute.

>>241371 #
Lesson: don't wear metal while playing song.

>>241373 #
Derpy Saw!

Trixie is great.

the eqg depiction makes me realize that we really could have peace if it weren't for niggers and jews. i don't see a single brownie in any of these scenes.

>>241381 #
(-_-)

>>241380 #
I imagine the DIE review (such as it was back then) made excuses for the lack blatant niggers b/c after all "all those different skin colors"

>"unplug her ass..."
??

Whats her name is onto the spell over the Celestia

>they are performing in a clam
jej

>le diabolical trap door trick

That green gas.

>>241394 #
(O_O)

Why is the gas green and not mystical / magical like purple? It gives another impression.

>even shutterfly is getting arrogant

>>241396 #
because its from the evil sirens

>>241400 #
because it's twitter

>>241400 #
>I post it because I am too lazy
I'll go get it for you.

>women screeching at each other to death

>>241411 #
Did you see the Touhou 6 remaster? It seems to be very faithful.

>their crystals broke and now they are stuck in burger
>just 3 more talentless sluts

>>241426 #
Yep. she's prolific and has done all kinds of characters.

>>241420 #
That's a bit of a lewd screenshot.

That stage is some bagina symbolism.

>>241421 #
how? i don't see it.

>>241426 #
Yes. She's a jew iirc.

>>241427 #
Yeah, I see that.

>>241426 #
>>241427 #
looks like a strasser bimbo.

>>241429 #
Her face is really bogged.

>>241430 #
she was strassermaxxing. #8ball (No)

>harmless
>teenage girls
jej

Derp is in the credits!

>schizo board easter egg
LMAO

Thanks for the show