TOTAL ZOMBOID NIGGER DEATH

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How long until the B movie starts. Horror a shite.

>>215647 #
1 hour and 45 minutes.

>>215648 #
ty

>>215649 #
The movie is 90 minutes and then the intermission is 15.

>>215648 #
https://t.trashchan.xyz/2026-08-16T03:45

>>215647 #
>resident evil movie
>horror
jej

>>215653 #
If Alice wore a little less clothing it would be perfect.

gogogogogogogog

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

Did you know Resident Evil Apocalypse is in the Critereon collection?

>>215655 #
shiki!

>>215658 #
No. Is the first one there too?

>>215660 #
No and I'm making it up.

>>215661 #
boo

>>215672 #
Just barely tasteful. Her pits are the most ero part of that pic.

Aren't they reusing costumes from Equilibrium?

>can't run in heels
skill issue

>single woman
Not so stronk now.

And this is carlos. I think this is the only movie that's actually close to one of the games.

SIMP

>jill runs around as a streetwalker
It's cute in the games.

>>215682 #
But visually silly in a movie.

>father kills nigger as last act of kindness to daughter

>>215683 #
idk the STARS outfit looks good.

ugh my screenshots are screwed up because of HDR downsampling.

>good nigger vs evil nigger
really covering all their bases

>lgbt parade gets out of control
>everyone gets aids

Hacking in movies always looks dumb.

>>215690 #
The only movie from this time period that got it remotely right was the Matrix sequel where Trinity uses nmap.

>>215691 #
the honest answer is phishing, then an nmap like tool, then metasploit, extract.

boy was it a pain to get hwre fore movie

I guess the black cop is a reference to Marvin from RE2?

>>215694 #
nani happen?

she deserves an emmy in BEING HOT
>>215695 #
place I was gonna stay the night was totally overrun by normgroids

>>215696 #
Carguca?

That priest was a perfect metaphor for Christians in the modern world.
>brings in trillions of shitskins
>feeds them
>they turn on you

>women ruin everything

>>215701 #
Cute.

>dual pistols
Strasser have we ever watched the Tomb Raider movie?

>>215703 #
Yes, we have watched it on movie night but it was like 4-5 years ago so the answer you are probably looking for is no.

>just randomly appears
How did Alice know the lickers were there?

>>215704 #
I've never seen it.
>how
Alice Milla is naturally attracted to the camera because it's an opportunity to show off her body.

>>215704 #
She has prpr senses

Was that a Tavor?

Did you want to watch Tomb Raider next weekend?

https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Resident_Evil:_Apocalypse
Carlos uses a Galil and Nikolai uses a Tavor. Jew guns lmao
>>215712 #
#8ball (No)
I'd like to watch it at some point but feel free to suggest something else.

>>215713 #
Only the 2001 movie is worth watching. The sequel is bad and I never saw the 2017-ish reboot movie.

>>215712 #
holy mountain

>>215714 #
I didn't even know there was a sequel.

>>215715 #
I'm more interested in this.

>Yuri

That's called a cd player that he's using, it's used to listen to music on a disc. No gaystreaming involved.

>>215720 #
I'm not that dum. Do they even put music on discs now?

>>215722 #
Yes, you can find music on CDs still, unlike gaystation games.

there better be more tits
there's LOTS of tits in holy mountain

>ladycop knows the yield of a nuclear bomb
nips don't understand that most americans don't understand beyond the fourth year of school.

Is the littler slut Claire?

>>215725 #
A bong made this movie IIRC.

>>215727 #
should know better too

Finally the nigger dies.

>>215726 #
Jill. Have you played any RE games?

>>215730 #
its been awhile

I had to do that before teehee

>hotwiring a car
>elon says no

>this time sensitive moment you need to hotwire a car
>i want to talk about feelings

>>215731 #
honestly the only good modern on is RE2R

I booted up and old xp computer the other day and it just felt faster and more responsive.

>>215733 #
her chin could cut a diamond
hot

>>215737 #
I shouldn't but we all would tbh

>>215738 #
Do you use win11?

>>215740 #
the big question is if that getup covers the pussy or its open underneath

>>215740 #
that was the plot of an h-game iirc...

>>215741 #
No.

>>215744 #
What distro do you normally use then? I've never tried out windows before 7.
>>215742 #
It's an even sluttier version of the ingame tribal outfit so nothing

>>215745 #
Cachyos.

>>215743 #
Princess Reconquista?

>asian eaten by children
This is a metaphor for the childless girlboss.

zombloli

>>215750 #
very dangerasu

>>215746 #
I always assumed that was a snappy distro. Does winxp feel like it has less click latency or is it just faster to boot and open programs?

strasser....

>>215752 #
It is fast relatively, but there is something about that older software that is faster. The meme about excel opening in a second is true.

>>215753 #
Yes, we all like old Jill.

>>215748 #
lilitales, humanity makes a race of brown sucubbi to sex who live off of pyu and get pregnant but then theres more succubi than people and they make tentacle vampires to kill them off

*bonk*

Anglo loli!
>>215756 #
I looked it up. Geimu looks like one of those hgames that degrade the femc which is boring.

>>215758 #
>boring
its hot tho

What is wrong with el-ite bongs and their debilitating diseases?

>Patched, it's a nightmare of sexual grotesqueries from which self-respect cannot recover. The writers - presumably the ones who thought naming important fictional locations in a fantasy world with alphanumeric designators was a good idea - really need to learn the concept of "fade to black". Less would have been a lot more here.
Can't be weirder than MGQ part 3 #8ball (Maybe)

>>215759 #
girls already degrade themselves irl. at least an innocent girl becoming a hoe or staying pure as a challenge would be novel.

I'm noticing that Alice keeps one-upping Jill.

Sony must have paid for a lot of product placement in the 2000s

>>215766 #
They owned a movie studio so all those studios had sony gear in them.

The sniper is the movie director btw.

>>215767 #
>all those studio
I mean movies.

>>215769 #
>>215767 #
Sony getting involved in media has never been a good thing.

>woman gets emotional at the critical moment

Is this the logical extreme of the meme of small women beating up big guys?

>>215773 #
No, I think the movie Serenity, the firefly movie is the logical extreme. Summer Glau is tiny and kicks the shit out of 200lbs men.

>>215773 #
yes

>.45 making plates worth nothing

>20 round mag pistols

The helicopter scene is a reference to Code Veronica that no one played

>>215778 #
I had a friend who played it but he was the only one with a dreamcast. Don't worry, it's being remade.

Ah, his pre Khaleesi simping days.

*bonk*

>naked again

>>215782 #
She can't keep getting away with this

Movie was okay. The first one is better.

what this movie really shows is that burgers have been subordinated by bongs again by flooding them with zombies niggers

WHERE IS MY TARDWIFE

I never understood why they jumped from this movie to total zombie world.
>it's the cyborg dude
baste

>>215787 #
Yeah, the movies became their own continuity which made capcom jealous.

>555-JAIL
I never understood how to dial letters

>>215789 #
They're traditionally on the numpad...

>just random binary in her vision
>she has psychic powers and is a computer too

NOOOO SHE GOT THE NEUROLINK

>mi6nigger operation out of tennessee

I don't think any of the ending twists are followed up on.
>>215796 #
djb, thankie for attending.

>>215796 #
It's on archive.org but that's 8.3g

Intermission.
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>>215796 #
>>215801 #
>archive.org
pretty sure you can stream it from there, but last time I did it was kinda laggy

Throne of Blood
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>>215834 #
I had to scour the whole store for Nerds that weren't the gay gummy clusters. I wanted the REAL nerds that make you worry you'll crack your molars

Judging from the screenshots I've seen and checking the torrent to see that it was subbed all the way through I think this should be really cool

>>215791 #
flat chest delicious

>widely acclaimed as a masterful transposition of William Shakespeare's tragedy Macbeth into the context of feudal Japan.
>The film replaces the Scottish setting with a misty, atmospheric Japanese landscape and substitutes the Three Witches with a single, supernatural spirit.
oh I forgot about this, neat

GOGOGOGOGOGOGO

>>215842 #
I just looked this up. I never really liked shakespeare but I'll try this movie.

We could do Izo and Holy Mountain next week. I think that comes to sub 4 h

>>215848 #
nani izo?

>>215849 #
Miike movie. A lot more obscurantist than ichi the killer

>>215850 #
>Miike
Ichi and Lesson of the Evil were really fun. I'm down for more Miike's movie.

This acting is a bit silly.

>there is an evil spirit
>let's charge like retards
baste

>>215853 #
I still barely understand nihonspeak but the subs seem a lot better than Sweet Home lmoa

Reminds me of Sekiro weirdness

>they used real arrows when filming
Nips are crazy.

>spearing revealed invisible wall

Kurosawa fucking loves fog

>>215865 #
>2.5 minutes of them just literally being lost in it
lol

https://www.stevepetersen.net/wittgenstein-fog.html

I need to start man-spreading like these guys to assert dominance whenever I sit down

>>215870 #
It's just Indian style... Guess they don't say that anymore lol

>>215871 #
I meatn on the chair like the shogun, I'm aware of the curry associated with indian style sitting

>>215874 #
I always thought it meant feather indian...

>>215876 #
I assumed it came from the yogi niggas doing an asana

>wife is called asahi
This is a sign futaba

>>215875 #
I'm pretty sure he called her a baka

>>215880 #
asahi is too dry, I need beer that contains all the water my body needs to be not dehydrated the next morning

>>215877 #
ugh that cunt

>>215883 #
Session beers are made for this, low ABV

>>215902 #
still can't believe the italians invented sucking dick tbh

>>215912 #
Fan death but for getting your dick sucked

This woman is worse than Lady Macbeth.

>40 minutes left
This is an honorary slowanon pick.

YYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyOOOOooooooo

I see why Mifune was considered a great actor but the movie sucks

>>215932 #
It's very slooow but I like it

>>215933 #
Since futaba is free on Tuesday nights, maybe we should watch Kurosawa moves then instead of on movie night.

>>215934 #
>free on Tuesday nights
But that's Motoko show day!
>>215936 #
perhaps then

>>215935 #
When motokoshow is over.

>>215942 #
There are a lot of extras in this movie. Is it the japanese style?

>>215944 #
I am.
>nipmaxxing
I want Japan to be a natural preserve for jappos when all the nons are gone.

>>215946 #
Buy one of those abandoned jappo castles for 100K.

>>215874 #
Feather niggers guca, not pooshits.

>>215949 #
We'll have to ask the vagueposter tomorrow how to script the birds.

I wonder if corvids are like cats. Smart enough to understand everything you say but they just don't care.

>>215951 #
>tfw ywn cool ass shogun armor

They actually used real arrows during this scene which is insane.

>>215954 #
>"Help! I'm shot!
<"Keep it rolling...just go with it.

>Shakespeare / 10
Thanks for the show

I might re-watch that with the commentary it was neat

>>215960 #
Have fun. Be sure to tell us if anything interesting is there.