Ilya, next time don't pick the 6.whatever gb torrent. You download the high quality version for yourself or make it optional. Find the resonable 1.whatever gb download.

gogogogogoggogoggogoggogogogoggogogoggooggo

I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE ZOMBIES, BRO!

>>211365 #
Here is the 1 GB Yify version.
magnet:?xt=urn:btih:FB7DBFBE6660218061098E9938D6B105F50F41C5&dn=Resident%20Evil%20(2002)%201080p%20BrRip%20x264%20-%20YIFY&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.opentrackr.org%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.stealth.si%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.torrent.eu.org%3A451%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.bittor.pw%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fpublic.popcorn-tracker.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.dler.org%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fexodus.desync.com%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fopen.demonii.com%3A1337%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fglotorrents.pw%3A6969%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.coppersurfer.tk%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftorrent.gresille.org%3A80%2Fannounce&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Fp4p.arenabg.com%3A1337&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.internetwarriors.net%3A1337

>>209829 #
>>210264 #
What is the difference between the magnet and the "DDL"?

damn where the buffer

>>211370 #
DDL is direct download.

>>211371 #
It was 180 seconds, you missed it.

>largest commercial entity

The intro to this movie is so cool.

>10
Is someone hopping VPNs or is this our biggest movie night yet

>>211376 #
It's not out biggest movie night yet. We had 12-14 before.

>>211377 #
Hmm. I forgor.

>guys destroys the world for corpo theft for printed fed bux

>>211379 #
Altman? Is that you?

>>211379 #
dollars arent even worth working for anymore even if you could get a jorb

woof!

ugghhhh I put my dinner in the oven for 30 minutes but left the temperature at 0

wet tiddies

chekov's crystal

>>211372 #
What is direct download?

They are now becoming the evil that is resident.....

It's kind of funny that Umbrella started off crazier than the games ever got in the first movie and Anderson upped the ante further with each movie.

>>211391 #
thank you chainsaw man

>woman small enough to squeeze through a narrow gap
They're extinct now.

Wtf, Joan of Arc is in this movie?

>>211394 #
They are extinct in the anglo-sphere.

>>211396 #
That guy is a fag and too young for his job.

Milla!

sluuuuuuuut

>>211401 #
maybe he'll let yiu fugg her

>>211401 #
It's probably to keep her in line and to brag.
>my wife hits the gym all the time to keep her body tight
>your wife is now a relative of jabba the hut

>>211390 #
Back before the Internet became a kiked-up hellhole by and large, it was cool. You could just download files directly from a server.

>>211405 #
>Milla
For her "career".
>her own stunts
IDK.

She's a surfboard, anons favorite.

I remember reading that Alice was originally supposed to be Jill Valentine, but Capcom is super restrictive on their characters.
>>211410 #
Yes. Ever since the first movie came out, Capcom started turning their protagonist into Alice. RE4 made Leon a crazy action hero and had the laser hallway.

>>211405 #
smol boob erotic

>>211408 #
The director cucked Capcom so hard on their own lore.

>>211405 #
>do all her own stunts
idk other than her riding in joan, but I think it's so rare for horrywood other than stuntmen to be physically capable that it's plausible

I think the mexicans kept going to see the resident evil movies which is why they kept making more. Like how they kept seeing the fast and furious movies.

I think that's the guy who becomes Nemesis in the 2nd movie.

>drawers of folded clothes
>drawer of guns
I'm too disorganized, want

NIGGER

I always forget about the nigger due to how quick he uh, yeah
Horror movie trope I guess.

>>211416 #
His death is very memorable.

I think it has cooled down to 95...

>>211419 #
Eh. She's a lesbian IIRC.

>>211419 #
too much mystery meat for my tastes tbh

Illya! make the captcha harder! >>211419 #

>>211424 #
anon that is illya me!

>>211425 #
stop thinking stronk ugly brown women are hot!!!!!!!!!!

>>211419 #
>>211423 #
What the fuck are you smoking? You aren't allowed to post my tomboys anymore

>>211423 #
>subtle
she's just ugly

Illya, you did pick a Sweet Home torrent with English subs, right?

I love how impossibly huge the DUMB is.

>>211429 #
Yes.
>>211430 #
Capcom beat it in the new game. The new super secret DUMB in Raccoon City is 10 KM deep.

>>211432 #
*Antony

>>211432 #
Jame Purefoy.

>>211431 #
>10 km deep
Cringe. At that depth you need multiple nuclear reactors for all the power needs, active cooling.

so this is why anon believes in ridiculously sized and numerous underground bases

>>211436 #
I think DUMBs started as an ancient boomer conspiracy because of Cheyenne and Raven Rock.

>>211436 #
>>211437 #
No, the US government has missing trillions from the budget. That money went somewhere and it didn't just go into the el-ites pockets. They were / are building something with it. DUMBs is the most likely explanation to explain the sheer amount of money missing. That or they literally have starships in the solar system.

>>211436 #
Have you heard of Cheyanne Mountain?

Stargate is all about a DUMB.

theres also a big one beneath denver airport

Let's not get distracted by having conversations about things like Elon Musk's tunnel boring subsidies

>>211443 #
His tunnel boring machines are industry standard, it's all hype for kike rape tunnels.

What is this movie about? I am not watching it but it doesn't seem to be about an elite bluenigger team investigating strange cannibalistic murders near/in a mansion

>>211445 #
Have you played any resident evil games? It's about private security breaking into an underground lab to find a zombie outbreak.

>>211446 #
I'm aware of the plot of the original and I played a couple sections of RE2make

no dont hide the lil tiddies

>>211438 #
>That money went somewhere and it didn't just go into the el-ites pockets.
zero proofs

>>211449 #
>they would leave proofs
you sound vaxxinated

iirc the Hive map cgi was state of the art at the time.

>>211450 #
you sound cattleish
vaca

Nemesis right?

>>211455 #
Lickers, Nemesis was the second movie IIRC

>During production, professional dancers were hired to star as zombies as they had better control of their body movements.
hot
>>211455 #
>>211456 #
Yes. I like that the power scaling stops at Lickers. The games get pretty retarded and the bigger creatures are generally unfun to fight. G creatures

Oh yeah.

>fake view
>fake sirens
gross

byebye nigga

>le fake hacking

I've got the movie sped up to catch up. Makes them running around look like sac 2045

That reminds me. Have we ever watched that movie with the hacker blowjob? Swordfish or something?

>>211464 #
>swordfish
No and it's bad. Do you really want to see Halle Berry's tiddies?

Capp spammer, pls spam capps. Don't have the movie.

>wristcomputer
jej

>>211465 #
Kinda

>>211467 #
>I fell behind.
Thanks!

>neck
Wardrobe malfunction?

loligram

>Kaplan save us!
>jesus man do something!
heh

>michelle is in search of the licker

>>211354 #
Timer

>>211476 #
I see why I thought this was unwatcheably dumb when it was new

>>211480 #
Yes and now it's a masterpiece because of how bad movies are now and the all the CGI slop.

>>211481 #
I don't think so and don't know the lore, but at least the sets look nice

>gets shot, goes flying

>>211481 #
It's a genuinely good movie imo. It was overhated because RE fans hated the new action direction of the series and blame the movies. Code Veronica was the real start, it made Wesker into evil Neo.

>>211485 #
when you guys watch zoomie shows it sounds same

>>211486 #
This is a great zombie movie.

If you shoot people repeatedly and they go flying! and then just disappear and keep moving, it seems more like a vampire movie to me.

why was someone handcuffed?

>>211495 #
He was in the house when the glowie team arrived

>>211496 #
oh I see, long time to run around in cuffs

zombwulf

>nigger zombie
No, that's a regular nigger.

I forgot how Alice becomes a super solider. It's what they do to her at the end of the movie right?

>>211501 #
I think there's one anon here who hasn't seen it before
So idk!

Lisa is a zomboid now!

>>211494 #
I wonder what the barometric air pressure is 2.5mi down?

>expose umbrella to the press
jej

>>211508 #
t. leyley

this whole movie is The Chompers plus zombie

>>211505 #
>> At an elevation of 2.5 miles below sea level (approximately -4,023 meters or -13,199 feet), the standard barometric air pressure is approximately 120.0 kPa (kilopascals).
>> In other common units, this pressure is:
>> 1.18 atm (atmospheres)
>> 17.40 psi (pounds per square inch, absolute)
>> 900 mmHg (millimeters of mercury)
>> 1200 mb (millibars or hectopascals)
>> This calculation assumes standard atmospheric conditions where pressure increases as altitude decreases below sea level. For reference, the standard pressure at sea level (0 feet) is 101.3 kPa (14.7 psi).
>
>Now I wonder what is the depth at which human lungs cease to function properly. I'm betting that 17.4 psi isn't that good for you.

>>211513 #
Witches are cute.

Are you still doing the 15 minute intermission?

>>211515 #
Yes. We always did it.

>>211489 #
This has totally changed my perspective on your tastes

>>211520 #
>blue eye nigger
Sillya's favorite!

ur are waifu a shit. SHIT!!

LICKU time.

>>211524 #
She doesn't have a 3D model to steal. 3DCG porners are really lazy.

>>211525 #
Good point.

What if there are zombie goldfish?

>>211512 #
I just spent the last 13 minutes reading about this and diving instead of watching...

>>211528 #
zombie corn on the cob

>>211506 #
hot

>fucked alice into a coma
jej

>>211527 #
>apple campus
They turned star trek into an apple store in the 2009 movie. Apple's influence is cancerous and widespread.

What's this accent mark antony is doing now

>>211534 #
He's natively bong.

>nothing ever happens
jej

>>211535 #
yeah I meant I thought he was doing different 'reveal' accent.
the nigger at the beginning i think was a bong too

wet tiddies!

>>211538 #
bleh you can't see anything

resident evil game only you have to fuck your way through the zombies

>>211539 #
not like she has much to see

>>211542 #
Small ones are cuter!

>sacrificial reekan
doubt

breaking a screen killed the computer?
oh nvm

>>211546 #
etto big ones run in the family

>>211547 #
Kaplan fried her.

>>211540 #
Groce.

sountrack is pretty metal but otherwise this feels 90s in a bad way

>>211553 #
it's not intended to be Criterion bait

>>211555 #
that reminds me, anyone have any SAMURAI MOVIE requests?

Are we rewatching all of the RE movies or just this one?

>>211557 #
Probably just this one. I'm going to watch the second one too by myself since I missed that rewatch.

>umbrella can't get away with this
>AIDS kicks in
jej

>mason flooring

>nemesis program
The funny thing is that canonically the europeans did that. Burger umbrella did the half assed cheap stuff.

actress wasn't even 30 yet I don't think
starting to look old already

She loves to be naked on camera. If she was a zoomer she'd be on onlyfans.

>>211563 #
Most women hit the wall by 25 anon. Men are being generous when they say 30.

her daughter is good looking

>>211566 #
I know, I mean even being an outlier with makeup etc etc

>>211568 #
She's slavic too.

>>211570 #
>jason isaacs
hate that jew playing white stereotypes

>>211570 #
RE fans are dumb, they were lucky to get this movie. This movie and the sequel are the closest they were ever getting to the games.

Intermission
syncwatch

>>211573 #
Not yet!
got to listen to numetal

>>211572 #
>This movie and the sequel are the closest they were ever getting to the games.
They're making yet another movie and it's releasing this year. The trailer is full of cringe shallow references to the games.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil_(2026_film)

>>211556 #
How about just kung fu?
Drunken Master.

Operation Condor is a Jackie Chan movie about finding Nazi gold in the desert in Africa.

>>211577 #
maybe as a b movie
different things

>>211565 #
*lick*

my show repeated
the case with virus/anti-virus had bubble levels in the latches
was that ever relevant or was it meant to look interesting

>>211584 #
I don't remember.

>>211581 #
The early 2000s were so edgy and it was great.

>>211589 #
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

>>211589 #
It was a lie, but okay while it lasted

Sweet Home (famous for inspiring Resident Evil the game)
syncwatch

>>211611 #
ugh 300 is too much it desyncs over that gap

Ugh

>>211613 #
It shouldn't.

>>211613 #
I've done 900 seconds before it was fine
I just felt dum

>>211625 #
It's not fine.

>>211626 #
You're not fine.

>>211626 #
It is, I just opened the thread in TBB and got the same countdown timer as this tab.

Number will go down

GOGOOGOGOGOGGOGOGOGOGO

can we have another 3 hours of intermission I wanna nap

gogogogoggogo

jej is anyone else getting a famicon commercial

Where the fuck are the subtitles?

>>211635 #
I am. Is this a guys /tv/ vhs recording from the 90s?

>>211636 #
>>211639 #
They're present for the actual movie.

Do the subtitles work or do I need to translate for everyone

wait that's a hing kong studio why are tbey the publisher

fauna!

His glasses are great

>>211647 #
youre ahead

oh wow still didn't make it in time

>>211648 #
I always start early. I'll fall behind later because of screenshots.

mini slut a cute

>uwasa mentioned

So how much of this did resident evil rip off already?

>>211653 #
>1 minute
>93 MB
impressive

>>211654 #
Well there is silly keys and a mansion.

>>211654 #
None

>>211653 #
yes

resbriens

>le victorian style mansion in japan

will they take their shoes off once inside?

I'd play an RE1 remake where everyone is as goofy as this.

I bet xxxholic midsummer rips this off majorly too

This is about ghosts right? Not zomboids?

>>211668 #
I have no idea.

The soundtrack is closer to a comedy IMO.

Need cuter nip thots.

>>211673 #
80s were a different time he says, as if he knew

>>211675 #
girl next door cute was more prwvalent than retarded bimbos like today

>>211671 #
Like strasser's posts

>>211679 #
User is aware that he is replying to strassy

>>211680 #
It's sussy to say strassy.

>spits on hands before rushing the door
these guys grew up on 30s movies too!

>>211672 #
>I told anons that japanese live action is inherently silly.
Akira Kurosawa's movies are good, but Illya hasn't seen those

>>211685 #
Didn't futabers want to watch samurai movies? We can start those next week.

>>211674 #
I remember military guys talking about nip bimbos in the 90s.
>moe boom

>>211679 #
>finally posts a cute thot

>>211677 #
l-lewd!

>>211676 #
Married With Children started in 87

yea midsummer night's dream took.plenty from this. I'd suggest it but it won'r hit as hard without seeing the rest of xxxholic

>>211696 #
>the 25th anniversary is coming up in a month
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>211694 #
If I find a spooky house with moving paintings I'm living in that bitch

>>211699 #
Until you get hacked to pieces by a retarded ghost.
The zoomers want to go ghost hunting again. I don't think we will find anything other than drug dealers and cults

goofy ahh jappos

>they really did take their shoes off
called it

>>211708 #
the third only degen

>>211705 #
>western feminists have fixed that problem
Wdym?

>>211709 #
https://www.msn.com/en-in/entertainment/bollywood/woman-marries-dog-after-divorcing-husband-claims-to-be-happier/ar-AA1XRvVa

>>211711 #
the sub translations are way off lol

>>211700 #
Incredibly silly.

>>211700 #
>cults
I thought those were all corporate on the west coast.

>japanese ghosts are naked japanese women
So we are ghost hunting in japan right?

>>211713 #
>a decent level of humiliation, but not nearly enough I'll warrant
Those are rookie numbers

Just got back. Had to check to make sure wasn'[t getting robbed

>>211716 #
IDK, we go into the mountains into old abandoned mining towns. Some of those places are kind of like movie tbh.

>>211721 #
That he has the sexual proclivities of a jeet

>>211721 #
It's still weird that there is a jappo game where a major character literally fucks dogs.

>A Unique Marriage: Woman Ties the Knot with Her Dog
who wrote this shit

>>211723 #
Which game?s

>>211719 #
you live in niggerville?

>>211725 #
Black Souls. Red Hood got raped by a wolf or something.

>>211727 #
It was consensual

>>211726 #
middle of nowhere

>>211728 #
Consensual rape #8ball (No)

>>211724 #
COME TO CANADA!!

So they are at a dead artist's abandoned mansion and there is a ghost woman looking for babby. Anything else?

>american football
Really?

>>211713 #
>ring bear
she's retarded, too

>smoking at the pump
man the 80's were wild

>>211736 #
>"There could be ghosts here", he thought as the 9 dollar sake coursed through his veins...

>>211736 #
no one has said anything to me yet

>>211736 #
80s?

>>211736 #
My boomer dad did it until he died. It's not uncommon.

>>211739 #
this was 1989

>>211741 #
He is implying he still does it

>>211742 #
oh right

>>211742 #
no I quit smoking long ago but I don't think many have stopped just because of signs

>>211749 #
gomen but you already hit your quota of posting brown twitter jews