https://www.cineby.at/movie/13971
Here's a wild child strm but I'm having trouble downloading it. I'll try to find another one that ytdlp works on

https://www.1shows.org/
This place will let you download it after a few "link generating" pages...

Can I get a 15 minutes delay?

>>197807 #
I'm declaring it since everyone is at hanyuurape.
movie night starts in syncwatch

>>197810 #
I need a shower because it's been 100F and raining the last several days and I was able to quickly just now mow the yard.

>>197818 #
Just play both simultaneously

>>197818 #
On r/a/dis/mio? R/a/dio

>>197821 #
patcher starts when we'll be starting baby assassins

I already have my shit set up you're making it an asspain..

Start a movie already

>>197828 #
Hanyuu is still going!

Wild Child
syncwatch

I don't care about gaydio

No alcohol tonight :(

Only 3 anons? Is Illya in here?

>>197843 #
Yes but I'm listening to hanyuu. I think it's ending

gogogogogogogogoggogogogogo

>>197845 #
I suggested not requested because it sounded you coded

I told you that you'd get blamed

Studiocanal!

>>197849 #
Who!

>>197850 #
Frog studio

>>197850 #
The ones who revoked their movie loicenses on the playstation recently.

VHS Doggy lil sis

So wild.

Lmao

>Your punishment is.....Bonglandia!

This is low budget on top of being boring. Can't we do baby assassins

>>197858 #
No, we must watch this because of the schedule. Anons expect the schedule to be maintained.

>>197858 #
It's cute calm down

>>197860 #
grr

>that's it, you're going to england
jej

>90210
Lol what a dated reference

>>197863 #
reference to what

>>197864 #
90210

>the school shiki was sent to after being kicked out of his parents house

1797!

Wednesday crossover when

SLUT SQUAD

>Ms. Kingsley is wearing a pantsuit
This is making me think of Hillary Clinton.

>>197871 #
jej

>>197871 #
Disney channel tier.

All the bong girls are cuter.

This is what we get for me blindly making random suggestions the a-movie. This has happened #d100 (51) times too.

Who will win amerislut or bong whore patrol?

>>197876 #
I'm enjoying it blehhh

>>197874 #
So far Ms Kingsley is the cutest

>an early iphone
jej

>buck rodgers
Lmao no way she'd know that reference what is this writing

>>197884 #
What's buck rodgers!

>>197886 #
Retro sci fi show, cowboys in space

>scottish main
jej

>mobile phone inspection
>for slutty pictures

The irish are ordering anglos around in their own dorms!

>hikes her skirt above her knee
She wants to be top slut.

If illya were californian

>>197893 #
horrible thought.

Jej a guy who came to my uni used that exact same line ..

>cali girls wax their bums

>>197896 #
Hair back there is groce.

The lead actress did not age well. Anon had us watch another one of her movies a while back.

>>197896 #
Hot

Lacrosse?

>>197901 #
Looks like it.

Poppy is now the top slut.

Gaslighting sub bitches

jej

Refreshing almost total lack of diversity

>>197907 #
There was an indian girl earlier.

>Alice in Wonderland
Ah, the inspiration of hoe-flation aka red queen race.

That redhead is cute af

>>197912 #
Yes.

LiS did it!

>>197914 #
What? Did I miss girls kissing?

>tar-zhey
Now that's a californiaism

MOVIE NIGHT NAMEDDROPED

Girls shopping montage time!

yjk

>no hand sanitizer
Girls touching girls touching girls.

They had fun filming this and that's what counts

Girls shopping montage (for real this time!)

Money laundering is a neat thing.

I like the top hat girl.

She's cuter with her natty hair

English girls in boy ruffle suits waow

>dwarf prostitute convention
jej

The tower girl is cute in her own way...

Slag dance time!

>all boys rendition of Alice in wonderland
Shiki...

>Are you gay?
>Just English
So yes.

>Is he gay or European?

Riding suit girls

She's so thin it's hot in her own way.

>>197949 #
Me2

>she hasn't waxed her butt in months
Groce.

>they tied
True European sports!

Whole plot is in total fastforward
Or maybe it's just by the notes

>>197953 #
It's a by the numbers type of script.

He's got a shahed engine in that bad boy
>Change gears
Lmao

That's awful bong food.

>my dorm 3 nights a week except the fire was never real

Bongs have burger style fire trucks?

>8 bong LEOs are helpless to stop 1 american valley girl
Checks out

>>197967 #
Shiki has some explaining to do.

Silicon valley is stolen valor there's only one valley valley

>what did you learn at university today sweetie?
>Collage...

If you didn't know why did you bring it up as a plot point against your dad in the beginning?

Siiigh

>council of girls

>keystroke order in the root file
Palantir ahh bitch

>The American can't spell
jej

You can never take the California out of the girl

>>197982 #
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
This is very true. Gay sex follows them around wherever they move.

Spartigirl

>black and white checkerboard masonic floor

I want Harriet to look down on me and scowl.

>>197986 #
The first time I saw Colossal Girl 🎵🎶🎶🎵

YOU NEED ME TO START A STRUCTURE FIRE IN THE KITCHEN

Now Poppy is the real top slut.

HUGS!!!

>>197989 #
Amerigan supremacy

I thought girls played field hockey instead of lacrosse?

>>197992 #
Lacrosse is a big thing at private schools don't ask

>>197993 #
I know, for boys.

>I have successfully turned my daughter into my wife
ero

>>197994 #
Girls copy the boys

The haka shit is cringe.

Girl haka

>I'm going to native soyface you into submission!

>whore dance

>we will have them whore dance but we can't have 16 year olds bent over on camera either

>>198002 #
Burger sexual morality is incredibly warped. 16 and 17 year old girls take advantage of men.

>>198002 #
>Meanwhile 6th grade cheerleaders

>>198003 #
Child predators....

patchy (not ours) is play a crap set so I don't mind watching baby assassins 3

That movie was just bad but I enjoyed it

Intermission
syncwatch

Timer for Baby Assassins: Nice Days
syncwatch

gogogogogogogogogogogogo

Oops I got distracted tehe.

Why does shiki keep making new threads during movie night

>>198035 #
I want to beat him badly for this. He does it to mess with us for watching movie night.

Ugh my subsare way off sync

>>198044 #
You can adjust sub timing in mpv.

It's a trap!

Tacticool room clearing just looks silly now.

I remember this being called Funny Games

Have anons ever seen The Quest(1996)?

>>198055 #
Yes

>>198055 #
No.

>>198057 #
We may have to watch on an off movie night.

At least the fights are funny in these movies.

>>198059 #
Yes very silly. It's like the resident evil CG movies.

She died doing what she loved - getting her neck broken

>But I couldn't kill
IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE A WOMAN.

I like how they sort of rip off the mission impossible opening.

>typical gen z
jej, one's a millennial!

>>198068 #
The fake gyaru look ~8 yr older

I do like this older thot.

>>198071 #
Still beats most 20 year old burger girl I see, literally just by not being fat, so easy!

>>198073 #
okaeri frieren-ist.
your lateness is forgiven thanks to your pretty pic

I wish I could drive japan from end to end one day

>>198074 #
I can do better

>no watch
jej. A cheap casio.....

it's silly so the actresses can just laugh whenever

The girlboss still has to date the bodybuilder.

>>198078 #
All jap live action is silly. We should watch j horror some time.

These nip houses are comically small.

>>198077 #
A watch should either cost $1.50 or $800,000

>>198081 #
>Those nip...s are comically small.

>>198084 #
They are hunting down the freelanceer first and then the target. The order matters, dems da rules.

Girl roommates in the same pajamas they've worn for a week.... Smelly smelly

>let's do some horsestances girls!

This guy looks like a woman.

>>198091 #
That's the japanese version of a chad.

>>198090 #
The nips are goin g to have to up their game since they imported all those niggers.

>>198097 #
I assumed so, not the anon you are replying to, because the thot keeps mocking the girlboss for not being from Tokyo.

>>198097 #
It seems like everything is treated like the hick region outside a few areas.

>>198100 #
Even osaka...

it would be hard to kill someone with one of those piddly shorthandled shovels without having and edge on it

>>198105 #
Burger doesn't have a gun problem, it has a nigger problem.

>>198108 #
Blunt damage kills too

>>198114 #
Suicide has always been a crime in civilized countries

why is that guy having a hard time eating with his hands
oh is he retarded

>>198117 #
He's clearly mentally retarded or a shut in autismo.

>>198118 #
He's Japanese it's hard to tell

>>198113 #
yeah but theyre very light and short and the flat spongs off.

You can always bring guns in on a bote.

>>198090 #
without reading that rn, if you have muscle, literal or figurative, widespread guns are a threat

>autismo imagines getting beat to death by the blondie
like illya!

>after I turned 20
That's a 33 year old millennial.

SHE HAS A BOOBS PURSE

Did they scissor in front of him? Lmao

When they both leaned over the fone I had a remembrance of how asians smell
>>198131 #
like foreigners and weird chemicals

>>198130 #
Like rice?

>>198130 #
>weird chemicals
That's how most burgers smell to me.

>>198133 #
yeah but different
I hate being around people and their perfumes

White girls smell like flowers,east asian girls smell like seawater

>lesbian in a suit
Illya is all hot and bothered right now.

>>198138 #
Need to find a japanese girl who will paymy rent for thick white dick...

>>198144 #
Move to Japan.

Maid girls!

>>198150 #
#d3 (3)

>>198150 #
Far right is cute.

>turning your back to women
>not having back to wall in elevator
crazy

>>198154 #
The blue contacts work really well on her.

>>198159 #
I said he looked like a woman.

silly

ARs must be like super weapons in Japan.

>>198162 #
One day the hikkis will rise up and start butchering non(japanese)s in the streets like a wuhan wet market inshallah

More guns than people is a good thing.

>>198163 #
even less likely than here tbh
but may it happen somewhere

>>198163 #
Export guns to Japan illegally.

be better off dropping guns at random in white towns in britain or europe

>>198171 #
Aigis no!

Nopan cafe that's actually nice to girls who want to show their pussies ...

>>198174 #
>Nopan cafe
Unpleasant smell.

>>198175 #
Submeat girl.

>>198176 #
>Unpleasant
Like feeding hour at seaworld

what is he doing
is it some fidget thingie

The girl in the straw hat is cute.

>>198180 #
I think being an autist in public in japan is normal so long as you're quiet. idk.

>>198182 #
All japanese are artistic

>translating senpai as colleague

>>198185 #
Translating senpai is an expression of contempt by localizers. I knew what senpai meant by middle school

>mahiro liked death note
jej

ehehe cute girls

>>198191 #
The crunching sound gets me every time.

ooh jungly
it must be far souf after all

Can japan even find this many men who know how to use a gun outside of police or military?

>>198194 #
their cops have guns?

>>198195 #
Most of them carry a revolver on patrol, they just almost never use them.

I know these movies are more like john wick but I sometimes I feel reminded of gun kata from equilibrium.

>>198197 #
it's silly just like their hand to hand shit
but if you just go with it and treat it like a cartoon its not that bad

>>198197 #
Have we even watched equilibrium at movie yet

>>198199 #
Yes, multiple times.

I forget how small they are until they do things like hide behind drums

Illya has never seen aeon flux

>The original 2021 Japanese action-comedy Baby Assassins was produced on an incredibly low, micro-budget estimated to be around ¥16,000,000 (roughly $110,000 USD).
WTF. There is no reason burger can't make movies like this cheaply.

>>198204 #
jews

>>198204 #
unions

>>198205 #
Yes.

>>198202 #
No

Get a grip on your knife

HANDHOLDING
LEWD

The one with long hair is so slow in comparison. jej

Eto....

>you, a woman, is the toughest person I've ever met

so why are they in a little kids theater looking thing

They keep writing the black haired girl out of scenes because she can't keep up.

>>198216 #
Every successful lesbian is a butch and lipstick. So the lipstick has to go because she's not "manly".

>>198216 #
because the other one is a stunt-wo-man

She can't keep up. This idea of a woman fighting a man is dumb.

>>198219 #
it's a little less dum with girly asians, but not by much

>>198221 #
In the first movie the fist fight at the end, the bad guy was full of hubris and got cocky, that's how they sold it.

>>198222 #
didn't watch but the only way to really sell a woman winning is because the guy won't fight back at all

so who was the retard they were babysitting, informant or something?

>>198226 #
The guy they were supposed to kill at the beginning of the movie.

>>198228 #
I'll have to watch beginning tomorrow

>go to the restaurant and have to cook the food yourself
Scam.

>>198235 #
jej I forgot all about that.

>>198233 #
similar hats used to be common but it might be regional

>>198234 #
blurry!

>>198239 #
Yuri and rezu are rarely the same thing.

>>198242 #
okay what's rezu

>chopstick cake
never thought of that before

I wonder who is on her shirt
and why she is wearing a pick necklace

Fun movies. Maybe we could watch the /tv/ show at some point.

Thanks for watching anons!

>>198253 #
Yes, these movies were fun.

1:51:51
the time I decided to never listen to crappy songs just to finish credits

>>198259 #
Normally I listen to credits songs but reisenrape is ending rn so...

>>198262 #
I don't know what that is. When it's over go to that time and turn up your volume very loud

>>198263 #
>I don't know what that is
r/a/dio event. There's been about 36 hours of music by now. 24 by one DJ.

>>198266 #
Oh
I''m way off on days,