A stream for The Land Before Time
https://www.bilibili.tv/video/2007580058

>land before time
is this a troll?

Timer for The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
syncwatch

I'm here.

I didn't realize how long this movie is.

#d4 (3) anons will be late

I don't have any jannu(s) so I'm going to post Maelle instead.

>>166172 #
I don't know where to find streams.

No stream?

Does webtorrent work for streaming movies or is it bad for opsec?

>>166173 #
VLC should be able to play an unfinished file from a torrent.

can gen z even read gothic texts?

Counterpoint, illiteracy kept people from learning the semitic autism in the bible.

>>166179 #
Fat.

just got in

This looks great

I get it, this movie came out in 1999 and it's a response to the success of 1995s Braveheart.

She's cute.

>>166183 #
strange how the cloud timelapse they showed didn't include those or how they're formed

>>166186 #
Yes.

Wolves are flens and early modern wolf hunt were monstrous.

>mirror polished sword
noice

>>166190 #
doggie dog world

This reminds me of the Saber memebuild I did in my last dark souls 3 run. Wish those games had more movesets.

France has Joan of Arc, the avatar of France. Germany has Hitler, the avatar of Germany. All to fight the English. Where is shiki so I can berate him.

>english accents
dum. Most english crown soldiers in the HYW were frenchmen.

RAPE

Groce. The last time I saw necrophilia was devilman crybaby.

>>166200 #
Now we know what monsters the bong soldiers are.

Strasser do you know any strim sites for anon?

nvm, this looks like the full movie
[YouTube] ???

>>166204 #
Jewtube has a ton of free movies that rotate. We could watch those a bit more, it makes getting a strim easier for anons.

I'm behind again, got pulled away on varmint duty

>>166196 #
The french priest had an english accent, lighten up

>>166207 #
>varmint duty
Are you the anon genociding possums?

>>166210 #
I can neither confirm nor deny.

nice haycart

did women do communion?

This is a bit weird.

>John Malkovich
jej

love the helmets

I don't know costumes but I like the sets and furniture even

>>166224 #
plastic surgery

That mother in law is Bene Gesserit.

>>166227 #
Have we ever watched David Lynch's Dune?

>>166228 #
Yes. We should watch the sci-fi channel version though.

I don't mind rewatching the David Lynch Dune if Illya wants to but otherwise no.

I mean could they atleast try to have french accents

>>166227 #
not literally the actress, if anyone is confused

>>166233 #
Is that Matthew Lillard?

>>166231 #
later

>>166231 #
I give it a pass. Do you want them to all have cheesy fake accents? It's better if they just don't for drama reasons.

page boy girl hair

>>166237 #
Strasser femboy alert.

MILLA!
>>166236 #
Anon would be livid at anglo period dramas. We should watch I, Claudius and Fall of Eagles

>>166236 #
>Do you want them to all have cheesy fake accents?
Yes it would be preferable to this homo who sounds like a homo

>>166238 #
in contrast to the bowlcuts

Milla is really cute.

>>166234 #
Diagnosis: faceblind keep working at it though

No-time Toulouse.

>milla grabbing his ass
jej

He needs to let her talk to his penis alone

>>166249 #
He would appreciate my tired English jokes.

she makes a lot of crazy faces
some sexo
some just crazy

>>166252 #
I think we've watched every Milla Jovovich movie by now. Anons love her.

>>166253 #
No, she's made plenty of movies in between RE and before. We haven't watched them all. I found some real slop of hers we can still watch.

>>166254 #
How does this sound?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.45_(film)

>>166258 #
I just looked it up and this movie is highly inaccurate
Idk why hollyjews always pick actresses who portray their character completely different from the source material
>>166260 #
So far I'm putting it in D tier next to the GitS live action that was ruined by Scarlett Jewhanson's poor performance

>>166259 #
yes yes, it's artsy fartsy and weird and other stuff. just watch

>I studied reading and writing at university
Harvard teach remedial math these days. Soon we will be at medieval standards!

>>166259 #
It's barely started! There blood and mud coming up

>Milla cut her hair
No!

>pussy inspection day
lmao

>>166263 #
Yes!

>scribes
Soyjak programmers technically.

That's quite an audience.

>the oldest pussy inspector crone
jej

>passing into the slit in the cloth
SYMBOLISM

>opening rape scene
>pussy inspection
yup, it's jewish fiction

INTACT!

>I-I-I
studderjak wrote this entire movie

now you can have frogs

hey that's the guy from the other french movie we wathced

>>166278 #
Le Femme Nikita? Directors like to hire the same actors movie after movie.

>>166278 #
He's in a lot of things
oof I forgot he's a part jew

>female freak out

>French menhera

>>166284 #
imagine the sex

>>166284 #
Frenchera, if you will

Women cut their hair off as a sign of control when they feel things are out of control.

>>166291 #
they haven't yet

She's now a short haired tomboy.

>>166296 #
Yes.

>sound the retreat!
>monty python french helmets

>sending various rants demanding they surrender... or else!
Blump must have learned a lot from this maybe he watched it

she can actually ride

Is strongfat the best build for battle? The fat protects vital organs.

>>166300 #
tbh people fall for the religious reasoning like this indefinitely, that's what a lot of the political theater is couched in

>>166164 #
Timer

>go back to your sodomite island!

I'm a few minutes behind but the banner scene was cool

>YASSS QUEEN!

>>166309 #
there's another one coming up for you

I'm seeing a lot of The Two Towers in this movie.

These days 90% of these guys would be CGI.

>>166316 #
Yes and that's why even "dogshit" movies from the 90s are better than modern shit.

>siege at a standstill
just like mountain blade

I wasn't familiar with the actual lore.
She won 9 out of 13 battles, with the losses attributed to lack of artillery and over-aggressive tactics
but that doesn't include over 30 cities which surrendered without a fight just due to her presence

>>166319 #
She won 69% of her battles. jej neat. God is a gooner too.

I just realized the arrow was in her boob. Ow.

>telling menhera to rest

>>166322 #
upper chest

>>166322 #
>>166324 #
I'm fact checking everything in real time lmao
it actually struck right below her collarbone

just like the vader tunnel

This movie only has 5 minutes of credits. Pretty impressive.

>you hurt my feelings

What happened since she was shot with an arrow? I stepped away.

>>166333 #
She had a nightmare about the rape scene again because hollywood feels rape is more of a motivator than religion

jej

>>166334 #
or she just went to a dark place while near death

Tesla is dead.

>no economy
>war all the time

>>166340 #
yes but the short hair of the late 90s caused a lot of travesties
few are milla tier

What kind of jewish symbolism is this?

Another fun debunking fact: the cauldrons were full of boiling water 99% of the time because oil was bloody expensive

bird wrangler earning his keep

BECAUSE YOU CAN'T
menhera

>field that hasn't been trampled
>doesn't have camera truck tracks
rare

I've never had an urge to wash my face more than in that last scene

This whole movie is trying to undermine god because kikes hate jesus. So they cast it in a "realistic" and "grounded" way
>oh
>she is mentally ill
It explains the last 25-30 years of "realism" in movies.

>>166355 #
>kikes hate jesus
we can have that talk later

>that laugh
I swear I heard it in the fifth element.

>>166361 #
they're actors...

>so crazy she doesn't realize she's been shot

Why were medieval armies so small?

>>166366 #
No good way (except by water) of hauling supplies or sustaining surplus men.

>>166366 #
Historically? Poor logistics and needing to raise armies according to feudal obligations.

>>166369 #
>>166370 #
I feel like the modern world is at medieval levels of force projection by relying on special forces. The US can't do a draft without potentially fatal severe consequences.

>>166371 #
I think it's just a choice. Their force projection is still huge, it's just not the archers and pikemen doing much

>watching the king bathe
I wonder if being a rich fag means I would get off to others watching me bathe.

would the maid with a buttchin

>the voices haven't spoken to me in weeks
She's been cured.

Brown mayor

long hair prettier

>>166384 #
Is this satan?

>muh grey morality

>>166384 #
Is that Leon?

>>166388 #
Not even remotely
I would think this is a running gag but...

>>166389 #
>inb4 faceblind

why is her hair so much darker

>>166391 #
lighting

>judges offended by being judged by the god they claim to serve

old senator type guy from Rome? the one who can't talk so loud

>>166394 #
Yes.

This kike is Dustin Hoffman.

>>166398 #
and by casting the kike to play God or a supernatural entity or her mental illness, is to mock Christians.

>>166399 #
We mock christians, anon.

>>166400 #
Kikes do it to undermine whites and demoralize, you know this. They would do the same if you worshipped Hitler. They hate you for being white.

ratface

>>166401 #
A jewish devils advocate religious figure is quite apt really.

>it's not whats written on my paper
Wordcellery.
>you can't read!
See proof.

Lesson: don't let the wordcel kike in your head make you second-guess yourself

>your guilty of boy moding

>first charge: transvestism

This is now Illya's least favorite movie for burning the tomboy.

The kike devil mocked her for trusting the feds.

>>166404 #
Where are the whiskers & tail? I was promised rat whiskers and a tail.

>>166419 #
Nacht.

>>166419 #
night
dramatic music

I skipped all the parts with the gay jew apparition otherwise it had its moments

>>166423 #
it actually wasn't that bad
I thought it was supposed to be the devil originally

>>166423 #
It's another case of the kikes pretending they are the moral authority of anything and everything. That is the 20th century.

>>166425 #
but they are the moral authorityand moral basis of the religion

Intermission
syncwatch

Timer for Bad Moon(1996)
syncwatch

gogogogogogogo

Thit thot is hot.

titty city

Guys what's happening what are they doing?

The natives have muskets and he has a modern shotgun, jej.

I'm behind
lol this is silly already

>>166452 #
Skip throught the opening credits after the tiddies and wulf, you will catch up.

What was the man doing to that girl I don't know what I just saw guys

>>166449 #
they wrestlin

>girl on top
oh no what is that girl doing to that man

>I'm a lawyer
Girlbossing already.

heh. that dead actress last name is lebovitz
wolf just saving a white man

>>166459 #
>wolves are innocent creatures in a world of women

>>166461 #
here we go again...

>>166461 #
I thought sillya went to bed

>>166463 #
He did.

Does this movie have a plot or no

>>166465 #
I assume more canadians will die

I hope more women are topless later.

>I thought ted was in another country
yes, Canada.

>airstream by the river
livin' the dream

>airstream
At least put it on higher ground....

hey I've got one of those jackets unless that's a hair different

>in chicago
Niggers niggers niggers niggers.

>single mom who does it all

>empty trailer with nigger mask and dehydrated bats and microscope
men will live like this and think it's fine

>>166474 #
It looks like he's an anthropologist.

>>166474 #
RFK Jr if he wasn't from a rich and famous family lel

was that a deer stand? whatever the clothes were hanging off of

>>166476 #
RFK would be boomer weirdo and homeless.

This dog can act, I don't think I've ever said that about a movie before.

>smoking
>practically a kiss with kin
illya would throw a fit

>old laptop

Wtf even just happened, he ditched a crime scene or something?
>>166484 #
Maybe he went beast mode and ate them all?

>>166483 #
IDK. Is he under investigation?

>she wants to watch him fugg tied up thots
The first step to sisterfucking.

>>166484 #
>>166483 #
cops probably thought it was a bear or wolves or something, for the sake of the movie

Surprisingly good animatronics or whatever it's called

>I literally saw a werewulf owner!

His airstream is in the background of the news broadcast, jej

It's been 20 minutes of his and the dog staring each other down.

>>166492 #
*him

>>166492 #
and 20 minutes of looking at his sister
that's why the movie started with titties and shotgun

>>166494 #
I don't think the sister's top is coming off.

>hikers missing in the woods
Bigfoot #d100 (41)
Werewulfs #d100 (14)

>waiting on women not able to control dog
>then the smoochy thing
too real

stargate alien vision

Oh! Now this is an action set piece.

wtf who has bedroom controlled floodlights

>>166500 #
Lawyer girlbosses in the 90's who go to bed not realizing their dog is missing

>love will make my disease go into remission
like the other movie, a weird mix of old stories with new (silly) reasons

He's going to die.

Laom

He's insanely jacked for 1996.

>waving goodbye to dog
>creep smile

okay now this horror

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

redickulous

Big Tetanus Programming

>oy vey the dog coulda been eatin rusty nails goy you betta get the shot

>>166513 #
triple-boosted

>come here and sit on my lap
>I"m your uncle

>>166516 #
An hour of this guy and a dog staring each other down.

>>166516 #
EVERYTHING

>>166516 #
D'arc was pretty good, the B movie is un-disappointingly silly

Until the scene where they decided who would be Top Dog and the bigger stronger one had to cheat, I thought this was the most stereotyped movie ever

Anon missed the scenes where the dog and man were pissing on each other's territory.

>>166521 #
I missed the guy doing it before if he did, but dogs pee on tires, and everything really. So do guys. It doesn't mean we're all fighting

Anon missed the opening which had tiddies.

>>166522 #
but dogs pissing on each other's trees is like slapping in the face with the gauntlet.

>>166524 #
but he ain't a dog in daytime
I don't know, marking territory just means they all check it. even different species that try to kill each other don't get upset over marking or shitting somewhere

>what ht ehell is going on
He's jerking it.

Rofl

Stellar acting right there.

>>166528 #
It's better than another millennial struggle session masquerading as character development.

amazing how being a werewolf makes him less capable somehow

How does getting run over by a horsecarriage work?

Kind of weak ending, good jumpscares though and overall relatively impressed by how enjoyable it was despite the cornyness

The run time to this movie could have been cut in half and it would be much better.

>>166531 #
It's how people used to die before cars and trucks
why?

Thanks for watching anons. Back to the main thread.

I don't understand