I have seen both of these, I am a media literate shamiguca

5 minute warning?

>>65166 #
Okay

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

Give me 5 minutes pls, need booze

Another thread where no one from the webring shows up. Bet no one will use the event calendar either.

cinema

h8 charlotte

>bread
Lanz...

milk

MAMI MILKERS

>horni hags

>40 year old who wants kids someday and won't settle

Yes I would like another cup of coffee.
If I run and ask wtf happened that will be why.

The husband looks like doogle

me the dwarf

>>65205 #
That's what happens when you let your wife put on makeup in front of your girl

>billions must die because I can't get chad's dick anymore

>moemura
Kawaii.
>>65208 #
Just in time for homu to show up.

>>65208 #
girlcoded

Namedrop!

I assume this entirely different timeline will start to make sense soon right?

Moshi moshi

>I definitely don't need dick RIGHT NOW

didn't know freddy krueger made his way to japan

h8 h8 h8 charlotte

Ero mode!

mami was made for shibari

Sayak's flexibility...

I'll take the dumb athletic girls pls

Homu is so kakkoii

I don understand

this art style was probably a bigger hurdle than the magical girls back when I was first starting

>>65226 #
How you not watched PMMM

>>65228 #
I have, I get the magical girl stuff. This is kinda cool animation. What is going on with what makes this particualrly horrible? Where is the homura sad time loop?

>i absolutely understand you woman who cucked me

>get in the pyu jar Hitomi

I've grown those type of squash. They were spicy for some reason.

>girls doing a seance

This is very oddly close to real ritual magic stuff.

So, are they fighting one witch many times or many witches once?

>>65236 #
yes anon.

forgot about sayak's slut piercing
>>65236 #
>many witches once
this

Do other anons want to do a drinking game?

>>65239 #
she still has kid belly, makes me want to blow on it like a grampa

Isn't that red eared thing a super demon or something?

>>65242 #
It makes sense later.

>>65244 #
What about their whole soul gem thing?

I didn't watch the first 2 but I did watch the show.

I know about the undead part. Do they know that in this movie yet?

>>65245 #
Did you not watch PMMM?
They're literally liches. Take the soul gem away and the body drops dead.

>tee talk
Shiki...

>>65246 #
can they still get pregnant though?

>>65248 #
#8ball (No)
The body works...

Is this no time loop homura or many time loop homura?
>concord jet in the sky
waow

>>65246 #
>liches
never got that reading of it I guess.

>>65250 #
It makes sense later.

Why the face mush?

>>65245 #
>didn't watch the first 2
the first two movies are just abridged versions of the show.

>>65254 #
I don't know. Did they have the no-studier and the sleeper?

>>65255 #
Gotcha. Just bene years then.

Why are all hte people with fake faces? Is only homura able to see that?

Oh Oh I see

>karage
reminder that japs think fried chicken is a delicacy

sheeeeeeeeit

>>65260 #
I must be a poorfag, I agree.

>>65260 #
It is if you kill every single nigger on the planet.

>>65261 #
unpopular but true opinion.
popeyes > kfc

>>65265 #
Both are garbage compared to canes or fried chicken that's home made

>>65266 #
>canes
I prefer Popeyes to it. Sweet Heat beats canes sauce.

>>65266 #
Hard to find homemade that isn't fried in crisco or motor oil niggers mane

Isn't the red head one homeless and lives in a church?

>>65269 #
Anon it will make sense.

>>65269 #
Yes.

I think the red head one was homeless cause she was fat/

>>65272 #
Her christfag father's cult imploded or something.

>>65273 #
Because of her. She made a wish that people would listen to him and go to his sermons and when he found
out it was his daughter's deal with kyubey that did it he started to despair and everything fell apart.

inhale that burger
off to get coffee

So...world is fake?

>>65276 #
ugh just in time for things to start.

Is magia record worth watching?

What would be a good thing to drink for a game in this movie?

>>65279 #
No.

>>65281 #
Why?

>>65277 #
Sort of. It will make sense later.

>>65283 #
It's just gacha chara shilling. The antagonist is literally Mami in a special christmas skin.

Why no bus driver?

Did I miss the explanation for why they are in the fake city?

>>65286 #
Metaphor.
>>65287 #
No.

>we aren't that dumb
>right?

This version of Homura is a magical girl right?

>>65290 #
Yes, I think. It showed her earlier.

literally gnosticism: the anime

Edgy homu is back!
>>65293 #
Just wait for later.

>>65293 #
I've come to the conclusion that gnosticism is a midwit meme. Civilization leads to this conclusion because civilization is fake.

>>65296 #
olev shinbo head tilts
I used to do it irl

>>65297 #
haven't seen one in a while
oh I guess they haven't made as much stuff as I thought

>once she turns 18
>she becomes a hag
Brilliant insight.

>>65300 #
They don't even make it to 18. I think most magical girls only make it a year

>>65299 #
>haven't seen one in a while
Monogatari Off and Monster Season should have some. I think shinbo directed that too.
>>65303 #
himitsu tech research

>>65302 #
Care to share your cut and paste?

So, are all of them trapped in the magic space of the red haired demon thing?

>>65304 #
No.

I'm here for the 2nd movie mostly.

Why are mamis tits smaller?

>>65306 #
Lame.
>>65307 #
Inbetweeners.

>>65307 #
witches labyrinth, boob envy, you must understand.

Fun taim.

strongest hairflip

>says kyubey

>homu steppies
yes

kinky sex time!

Why can mami resist time freeze?

>average guca meetup

mp40 action?

>>65317 #
Homura can't freeze people in physical contact with her and Mami's ribbons count

timestop is eroi...

>>65320 #
Are they always touching homura?

gun boner: achieved

muzzleloader gatling was pretty cool, ngl

>>65320 #
smart!
never realized that

harsh

>>65326 #
can you override your own bans?

>>65328 #
wdym
I can unban myself

yuri shibari!

Do mami's tits only get big when she transforms?
>>65332 #
No. Magia Record launched after.

Is she from magia record?

Whos this one?

Is it even possible to make a movie of this? Pedowood wouldn't allow 13 year old girls to wear short skirts, fighting witches, and drinking tee.

>>65333 #
White hair? Bebe/Charlotte.

>>65334 #
The girls would be played by 30 year old hags and they'd be wearing spats

>>65336 #
Big brain power

>we can be 14 forever!

simulation theory boner: achieved

>do you enjoy the movie

>Our goddess Madoka.........

>gott ist tot

>>65349 #
heh sniped

>pomf
>what are we going do on the bote homura-chan

that kyubey stare

>in a field of lilies
lmao

>braiding hair
uwah cute

good mood braids

*braiding stops*

>>65358 #
DDR with nurae...

Hoot hoot!

vgh suicide bomber zeppelins

>>65361 #
each one has to be piloted by a megachad, at least

looked like an egg

Love the designs of homu's witch minions.

Kyubey.

I like this voice a lot more

>science
>why have boundaries when you can have fun

>10
Anons keep showing up an hour late.

>homura created a stupid gay ray that caused even the goddess to forget

Marching bands...

grenadier hats need a comeback

>>65374 #
Only under a gold standard.

Lesbian rage time.

interfering with Madoka!

>T posing to assert dominance

>jew jewing

>cheese milkshake
So she wants to be creampied?

now I'm lost

>>65388 #
Some of this won't make sense until the end.

>>65387 #
i'll do it

olev kalafina

big grenadier girl...

>>65393 #
kyoko is a homeless slut who cucks sayaka with men

>>65395 #
ero!

>single instance of cannon correct mami tits

i gotta pee....

>when you know you fucked up
>>65399 #
do it quick!

So all of this is just homura killing kyuby again?

>mami has bigger tits in the real world

I KNEW IT

anon better be back soon!
>>65403 #
smart

>Lesbian heaven

So the magical girls the only ones left alive in the apolocolypese?

>>65399 #
ahhhhh what did i miss

>>65408 #
nothing. pay attention now!

>lesbian heaven is 30ft tall woman

don't say it...

I am very confused rn

Why the sould gem patterns? Is this saying lesiab love conquers all?

>>65413 #
corruption from bpd lesbian horni

>>65413 #
yes

Norn-pilled

>horni conquers all ending
wat

LESBIAN love.

THEY TOLD ME THIS WAS ANTI-DEMON BOARD WAHHHHH

>I ate pussy so much the rest of the girl went with it

>>65420 #
>anti-demon
olev homura
olev shami

>>65420 #
Depends on jewishness of the demons.

>small tits mami
FAKE again

remind me to plant cherry trees this year

>>65426 #
Are you gonna grow saplings?

>>65427 #
I haven't looked up seed availability in a couple years. I know most are clones

>>65428 #
>I know
actually I don't, I might not remember

>hag teacher complaining about her boyfriend

>>65434 #
>homura gave the hag a bf
clearly a better goddess than madoka

>Americans are fat stupid slobs!

>>65438 #
>not even covering mouth

> I'm the top Madoka

>Let's get married

>lesbian lip blush
yes

>Madoka's first day of prison

>>65444 #
>already the raped

ok, I definitely never saw this all the way through

THAT'S IT!?!

Intermission syncwatch
>>65447 #
There's a post credits scene, skip ahead.

I dun geddit

I somehow didn't finish my drink that whole movie

>>65450 #
lol me neither

Too much crazy shit to pay attention to and read to spend time drinking

https://techrights.org/n/2026/02/07/Microsoft_stock_Crashed_When_Alleged_Vista_11_Numbers_Disclosed.shtml

>queen lesbian god commits sepuku after dometic beating kybey one more time
WAT

If there wasn't another movie coming out I'd be highly disappointed with that nothingburger ending

homura did nothing wrong

>>65458 #
Maybe to use as human fleshlights but very much not as wives and mothers.

>>65467 #
I still don't understand what exactly she did

>>65471 #
The most sense I can make out of it is that both her and Madoka's wishes defied the laws of the universe but the archon jew cats granted them anyways so it broke everything

>>65455 #
Why would I leave when I like both things for movienight? It's been a while since I had that.

>>65471 #
homura became the goddess of her reality marble with a fragment of madoka imprisoned with her

>>65480 #
Fate/zero is really good, tbh. Very well written, needs better animation, I think.

>>65486 #
>style
They had a few moments of really good animations during certain fight scenes but a lot of it would have been better if they put effort into it.

>>65480 #
>Fate/Zero.
I dunno, it was okay.

>>65486 #
>strange fake
Haven't seen it yet

playing ataraxia now

Intermission is over.

>>65493 #
shit

>>65491 #
Smart.

NUT

>french fries
>with forks
>in gemany
NONONONONONONONO

>>65502 #
yes but not in the way you think. She's gay for the russian girl and will only become interested in boys at puberty

AOI YUUKI

Love the sound design of this movie. The sidonia fmovie is excellent too.

Tanya is Germany right?

>>65508 #
hai

our god?

Tanya has kissable lips

>stands in place in the sky

ALRIGHT

>rerugen
The lolicon.

ah shit this is how you get volunteered

>tactical box for womanlet speeches

>they are commies
>blow the shit out of them
jej

>>65519 #
wait until later www

I like how Japan continues to make pro German anime.

>her eyes get more blue with magic

>>65521 #
cosplaying tanya is banned from most western cons

>>65523 #
Why?

>do CBT to the commies
#signupforthecommunistparty

>>65524 #
is it not self evident?

>>65526 #
I want to know the lame midwit middle class anglo reason for why.

>>65527 #
because it's umm fascism and platforms nazis

>>65527 #
why would that be an 'anglo' thing?

>>65529 #
It's the dominant culture in burger.

My neighbor slapped a bumper sticker on his truck that said
>ANTIFA since 1944!
and it showed D-Day.

>>65532 #
Anglos gave them power.

>>65530 #
no that would be jewish

>>65531 #
then it isn't anglo anymore

>americans propping up red ZOG

>olives and doves
I forget the context of the 'mary sue'

>girl with long hair shooting rifle
It goes EVERYWHERE

Girls need to tie their hair up or it gets in the way

>burgers are religiouus simpletons

>>65540 #
only with stripped shampooed hair

>>65540 #
nips don't in to funs. they don't know.

>>65543 #
No, anon. The concussion of a rifle disturbs all hair. Beards move a bit but head head moves a lot more.

>>65540 #
Girls need to be tied up or they get in the way.

>>65545 #
Yeah because dudes don't strip everything from their beard. Hillbilly girl hair doesn't get in the way. Or it pulls once and they learn to tie it back.

>>65547 #
I am telling you from experience, long hair needs tied up when shooting funs.

>do the commies have good food
jej

>>65548 #
I disagree.

>rainbow coalition
GRIDS.

>sheepdog
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's some real boomer / Gen X cringe.

>>65553 #
I don't understand t. zomomer

>>65554 #
pigs and zogbot-enablers

Beria!

>>65558 #
Ew.

I forgot that they included the part about Beria being a pedophile and rapist jej

>>65561 #
good gasp

am I just retarded or is the r at the beginning of ryoukai? hard to hear?

>shoot lenin in the dick
jej

>let's have a conversation while they're shooting at us

>>65569 #
>spine injury from rubble
>starts moving

>as an american I must defend communism

>>65571 #
Just like FDR intended.

Cute!

lolwut

>commie pedophile

>beria wants to fugg Tanya
jej.

>full auto for no reason
Wat

>>65571 #
This happened in reality and still happens today. A lot of boomers are very much this entirely. They are TV liberals

bonk

Why bonk no work?

>>65582 #
mary sue powers of mary sue

>>65583 #
Mary sue vs mary sue

>>65585 #
After the minotaur stomps on them for a bit .

>our anthem
?

>>65589 #
oops mustache man had me confused momentarily

>the nerd is mad

>girl voice when he gets drunk
jej

Snitzel sounds really good right now.

>liquor preserved fruits
That sounds good.

>>65596 #
smart man

>>65598 #
gyatt

>we need to spread communism for human rights

Why would she know what tanya looks like?

True to form most military girls have daddy issues.

>>65603 #
norf v souf is gayest thing ever

>5 am wakeup with hangover
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>65604 #
Everyone knows the Devil of the Rhine

Love Tanya's box.

>>65609 #
wow lewd

>>65610 #
ehehe

>>65606 #
>anon reads gay vampire fiction

>>65612 #
it always boils down to who is the bigger zogbot or better christcuck

>tactical box deployment

uniform butte

ehehe~

slavs are decent gamblers in my experience

>bureaucratic telephone game
Ouch.

One of Beria's last words on Earth was -
>who are you to pick fleas in my trousers nikolai?

>consequences will never be the same!

>coomer motivation

>>65625 #
He was right tho. They started purging each other afterwards.

>volunteers getting thrown in with the waves

>>65628 #
All liberals and commies purge each other constantly. Burger just uses elections.

>think of the welfare state!

>Mary Sioux
Tesla would love her.

>>65632 #
jej

>8 divisions
isn't that over 100k men

>booooom holywood noise
>sheet flips up

>Tanya is afraid of rape

Practicing my crouch is much harder than I thought it would be drunk. Almost to the point I can hold the low squat position, almost.

>>65636 #
ie the girl body is getting to her and she's starting to want rape

>>65636 #
motivation factor

>What the hell is this?
The Asiatic hordes.